1、 小學搞笑幽默英語笑話帶翻譯幽默有趣的小笑話A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said t

2、hat she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and looked at her mother for a few moments

3、 with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Arent you pleased that youve come to live with us now一位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑面包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬涂在面包上。母親女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說道，露茜，當我象你一樣小的時候，總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬，從來沒有面包既加黃油又加果醬。露茜母親一會兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然后她柔聲說：您現在能跟我們生活在一起

4、難道不感到高興嗎搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯一個人給一家他計劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫了封信，我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很干凈很有教養，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎旅館主人立即回了封信，我經營旅館很多年了，狗從沒偷過毛巾，床單， 餐具，或者墻上的畫。我也從沒有在半夜因為狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館，如果它為您擔保，也歡迎您來。A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: I would very much like to bring my dog with m

5、e. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at nightAn immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, Ive been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, Ive never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pi

6、ctures off the walls. Ive never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And Ive never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, youre welcome to stay here, too.英語搞笑的小笑話Ten steps from the

7、 porch(門廊) and twenty steps from the rose bushes, growled Bluebeard in Jimmys dream one night. There be treasure there! Aawrgh.So the next day Jimmy began to dig. He dug until the hole was deep and the dirt pile was high.He kept digging. The hole got deeper and the dirt pile got higher.He dug until

8、the hole was deepest and the dirt pile was at its highest. He sighed. Im too tired. I cant dig anymore. Then he spied something. but it was only one of Woofys bones. Instead of treasure, all Jimmy had was a dog bone, a hole, and a big pile of dirt to fill it in with. He thought That pirate lied to me!But when Jimmys mother saw what he had done, she clasped(緊抱，扣緊) her hands and smiled a smile fr