1、Middle School.初中Its full of opportunities,是個充滿機遇的地方full of potential and full of many different looks.能讓你實現無窮潛力 變換不同的形象Theres the Dont Care What You Wear Look.有的形象仿佛在說 你穿什么與我無關the bad boy Knit Winter Hat in 80-degree Weather Look.有的壞壞男在八十華氏度的天氣里還戴著冬天的針織帽the Black Lipstick Look, Where girls wear a lo

2、t of black黑唇女生的著裝打扮全是黑色intimidating everything.看著怪嚇人的And the Gorgeous Vortex Look.有的形象堪稱美麗旋風But today at Pootatuck Middle School.但今天的普塔塔克中學theres a new look. Actually three,多了一個新形象 確切說是三個because todays thing is因為今天的任務是Change Your Look And See What Happens.改變形象 靜觀其變6:00, its Monday morning周一早晨六點剛醒Lif

3、e can strike without a warning生活有時毫無預警Get up, get out, get on起床出發打起精神Its a brand new day開始全新的一天Find the dream and never stop, yeah找尋夢想 永不言棄Got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你堅強的后盾You crash and burn so what?失敗何懼 跌倒何妨Its a brand new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say閑言碎語不必理會Just shout until you t

4、urn around盡情吶喊 瀟灑轉身And blast the past away煩惱全部丟在身后Its a brand new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone the game is on昨天已成歷史 好戲即將上演Its time to jump and take a leap of faith勇敢跳出束縛 與我一同冒險Its a brand new day開始全新的一天Okay, a little new look好吧 故事開始之前explanation before we begin.我先解釋一下改變后的形象Crispo is going red,小脆走紅紅火火

5、路線cause bright colors make you stand out in a crowd.因為亮色可以讓你脫穎而出And today, thats what Crispos all about.今天小脆就是這個范兒Fenwick is wearing Crispos clothes芬威克穿小脆的衣服cause hes hoping through the transitive power因為他希望通過換夾克of jacket exchange,來換取小脆的魅力hell get the same girl attention that Crispo gets.和他一樣吸引女生的注意

6、力And CJ is going power suitCJ要穿權力套裝because shes always wondered,因為她一直想知道do power suits really have power?權力套裝真的能讓人擁有權力嗎Did you bulk up?你怎么突然有肌肉了The jacket was a bit baggy,這件夾克有點鼓so I may or may not be wearing a muscle suit.所以我有可能穿了件肌肉裝Are you wearing a muscle suit?到底穿沒穿Yes.穿了Okay!好了You both know the

7、 rules.你們都知道規則是什么There are no rules.沒什么規則Weve changed our look, now.我們已經改變了形象 現在lets see what happens.靜觀其變Pop.突擊Did you hear that sound?聽到了嗎That is the sound of a pop quiz.這是突擊測試的號♥角What?什么I didnt prepare for a quiz!我完全沒準備啊I was up late picking out my look.昨天挑衣服挑到好晚Well, you look prepared.你看起

8、來像準備好的樣子Like a mom who does her work at home and has it all.像一個無所不能 在家工作的媽媽Yeah, well, I dont think a power suit話是這么說 但我不相信has enough power to get me out of this.權力套裝能給我足夠的能量熬過這次考試Students, listen up!同學們 聽好了A photographer from the Gazette Is here公報的攝影師要來to take my picture.給我照相I need a presentable st

9、udent to pose with me.我要一個形象好氣質佳的學生跟我一起拍No way.想得美Too red, youll take all the focus from me.太紅了 你會搶走我的風頭You, there, Martin, in the smart clothes.馬丁 你這身衣服倒是不錯No quiz for you, youre coming with me.你不用考試了 跟我來Ha!哈The suit does have power.權力套裝的確有兩下子I wish an authority figure could get me out of a pop qui

10、z.我也希望有身權力套裝能幫我免考啊Will Christian Powers克里斯蒂安鮑爾斯report to the guidance counselor office?請到輔♥導♥員辦公室Christian Powers.克里斯蒂安鮑爾斯Great. Now, hand me this apple and admire me in a way很好 把這個蘋果遞給我 表現出崇拜我的樣子that says, I respect my principal,好像在說 我尊敬我的校長so heres fruit.請收下這個水果Uh, okay.呃 好吧Good. Now

11、, shake my hand like were power suit pals.很好 像權力套裝搭檔一樣跟我握手Wow, thats a fine handshake.哇 這個握手不錯Okay, now.好了 現在Oh, not again!哦 又來Another one of my posters vandalized.又有人故意破壞我的海報了Principal Stink Smell.臭氣校長I farts the farts.我把屁放屁出來Thats not even a proper sentence.這句子都讀不通But we will catch whoevers doing

12、this.但我們會抓住罪魁禍首的We?我們I like the cut of your pantsuit, CJ,你這身套裝的剪裁深得我意 CJand I can use some help cracking this case.你可以在破案的時候助我一臂之力Howd you like to hang with me跟我混怎么樣and take that power suit out for a test drive?讓權力套裝充分發揮權力Okay, so far my new look好吧 目前為止has gotten me out of a pop quiz我的新形象讓我成功逃過突擊測試a

13、nd into a test drive?踏上了行使權力之旅You!你們幾個Knit cap boys.戴針織帽的Empty your pockets.口袋掏出來給我看看A yo-yo, more knit hats.一個溜溜球 又是針織帽and no hall passes.沒有走廊通行證Tell them to get to my office.讓他們去我辦公室Uh, get to her office.呃 去她辦公室No.不行Stronger, scare them.強硬點 嚇倒他們Get to her office!去她辦公室Nice!漂亮Now remember, never tru

14、st boys who wear knit caps記著 絕對不要相信在二十六度的天氣里in 80-degree weather,還戴針織帽的男生people who wear cross-country shorts不是越野隊but arent on the cross-country team and.但穿著越野短褲的人And black lipstick girls.還有黑唇女生In my new look,換了新形象I did feel kind of powerful.我的確覺得很有力量But Im not sure this is the look for me.但我不知道這個形象

15、適不適合我Stand up straight, youre slouching.站直了 怎么懶懶散散的Christian Powers to the guidance office.克里斯蒂安鮑爾斯請到輔♥導♥員辦公室Again, Christian Powers to the guidance office.重復 克里斯蒂安鮑爾斯請到輔♥導♥員辦公室Somebody important wants to speak with you.有重要的人找你Im so in trouble!我完蛋了Why?為什么The fire chief is

16、 in Roberts office and wants to speak to me.消防隊長在羅伯茨老師的辦公室里 想要找我談話Okay.好吧What have you done?你做了什么I rescued a cat the other day前幾天我救了一只貓and I may have burned down the Earth Day tree in the process.那時候可能把世界地球日紀念樹給燒了What? That was you?什么 是你干的The cat wouldnt come out of the tree,貓不肯從樹上下來so I figured it

17、would jump down if the tree was on fire.所以我想 如果樹著火了 它就會跳下來How did you burn down the Earth Day tree to save the cat?你怎么會為了救貓去燒樹啊It wasnt easy, believe me.相信我 燒樹挺難的Now fire chief guy and Roberts are looking for me.現在消防隊長和羅伯茨老師在找我Theyre gonna find you.他們會找到你的You literally look like fire.你整個人都火紅火紅的Then

18、I guess Crispos gonna have to blend in.那小脆就需要混進人堆里Cant see me.看不到我吧Wheres Crispo? I dont know.小脆在哪里 我不知道Not blending.想得美My red look is too awesome!穿紅衣服讓我帥得太醒目了Somebody picked the wrong outfit today.某人今天挑錯了衣服Ha!哈May I remind you youre wearing a muscle suit?需不需要我提醒你一下 你穿著肌肉裝Is there more to this story

19、?有什么意見嗎Dont get carried away with all this buffness,別被一身肌肉蒙蔽了雙眼cause youre not buff,因為你并不健壯and you tend to lie when youre around girls.而且在女生面前容易說謊Me? Lie?我 說謊I dont lie when Im around girls.我才不會在女生面前說謊You know me, liftin, doin lots of liftin.你們懂我的 舉重 一直堅持舉重Feelin the burn.享受燃燒的感覺You look good, Fen.

20、Yeah.你看著真不錯 小芬 是啊Its the clothes,都是衣服and the sports.和運動的功勞Football, basketball, hockey ball.足球 籃球 曲棍球Oh, and wrestling.哦 還有摔跤You wrestle?你會摔跤Can we watch?我們能欣賞嗎Yeah.當然可以Frazier, did you just say you wrestle?弗雷澤 你剛剛是說你會摔跤嗎Yeah.是啊Great! I need some tiny buff guys for the team.太好了 我的隊伍里正缺小壯漢呢Wait, what

21、?等等 什么Match is today,今天比賽you tiny buff machine!你這個小壯漢And ew.這下不好了You know we can see you.你知道我們能看見你吧No, you cant.你們看不到Crispo, I know youre in denial about a lot of things.小脆 我知道你在否認很多事Our future together,我們的未來blending in,混進人堆and whoever is looking for you in Mr. Roberts office.還有在羅伯茨老師辦公室里等著跟你說話的人Loo

22、k, I might be in really big trouble.聽著 我可能有大♥麻♥煩了Well, if you go to the movies with me on Friday,如果你周五和我去看電影then I might be able to help.我可能會幫你Not gonna happen.不可能Fine!好吧Ill help you anyway.我還是會幫你的How?怎么幫Ladies.姑娘們Great news.好消息Instead of a vocabulary test,詞匯考試取消we are gonna have a pie

23、 party!我們開個派主題派對And the first slice goes to.第一塊給CJ!CJI have to admit,我必須承認so far changing my look got me out of a pop quiz目前為止改變形象讓我逃過了突擊測試and got me the first slice of pie.讓我吃到了第一塊派Could this day get any better?今天還能更好嗎Power suit pal!權力套裝搭檔Pie down.把派放下Lets go.我們走Weve got a lot of work to do.我們有好多事要

24、做Uh, okay.呃 好吧Whats next?下一個任務是什么First, my office smells like farts.首先 我的辦公室聞著跟屁一樣臭You got to fix that.你得給我弄干凈Second, we still havent found out whos princi-poo-ing me.其次 我們還沒有找出在我海報上亂涂亂畫的人Apparently now I have poop hair.很明顯我現在有大便頭You dont have poop hair.你沒有大便頭I know!我知道And finally, for some real pow

25、er suit action,最后 該讓權力套裝發揮終極能量了youre gonna help me fire Mrs. Seagraves.你幫我開除西格雷福斯老師What?什么Ugh, look at her eat that pie.呃 看看她吃派的樣子But. This is fun, right?但 這很有意思啊 不是嗎I dont want to fire someone.我不要開除別人Im only 12!我才十二歲Okay, when it comes to new school looks,好吧 關于在學校樹立新形象lets go over what weve learned

26、 so far.我們看一下目前為止學到了什么If youre trying to avoid如果你想躲開a guidance counselor and fire chief and youre a boy,輔♥導♥員和消防隊長 而你又是個男生try dressing as a girl.試著男扮女裝If you wear a muscle suit to look cool in a cool jacket,如果你為了裝酷 在一件拉風的夾克里穿肌肉裝dont join the wrestling team.不要參加摔跤隊And if you wear a powe

27、r suit,如果你穿著權力套裝you might have to search for a source of farts你可能需要在校長辦公室找in the principals office.臭屁的源頭Well?怎么樣It was a bag of old cheese with a sticky note.源頭是一袋貼著便條的過期奶酪It says.便條上寫著This is what you smell like.這就是你的味道Ugh! Now theyre after my office!呃 現在他們入侵我的辦公室了You, take this.你拿著Speaking of old,

28、 nasty cheese,說到過期的惡心奶酪lets go fire Seagraves.我們去開除西格雷福斯吧But shes everyones favorite English teacher.但她是大家最喜歡的英語老師Shes my worst teacher.她是我手下最糟糕的老師She gives pie parties.她會開派主題派對Three times a week!一周三次And Pootatuck has the lowest English scores in the district.普塔塔克的語文分數是全區最低的We do?是嗎Tell me!告訴我What i

29、s the definition of Fart Monger?屁販子是什么意思Somebody who farts a lot?放屁很多的人Somebody who sells farts.賣♥♥屁的人And you would know that if you had a good English teacher.如果你的語文老師合格 你就會知道這是什么意思了At least this time they recognized至少這次他們意識到我的冰雪聰明了how active my brain is by adding smart lines.不然不會在我頭上

30、加智慧曲線I think thats fart stink coming out of your head lines.我覺得這應該是臭味曲線Youre probably right.你說得好像有道理But we will crack this case, lil principal,但我們還是得破了這案子 小校長and then you and I will be power suit pals接著我們倆就可以當很久很久的for a long. time.權力套裝搭檔了Okay, it might be time to try a new look.好吧 好像是時候該換個新形象了A lost

31、 and found look.去失物招領處看看A look that doesnt say, Lil Principal只要看著不像小校長or Help Hader fire my English teacher.或者不像是要幫黑德開除我的英語老師A look Hader might not want to spend只要黑德看了這個新形象a long. time with.很久很久很久的合作伙伴立刻告吹Okay, not my usual look,好了 雖然不是我平時的樣子but neither was the power suit.但權力套裝也不是啊Change your look!給

32、老娘換個新形象But maybe its just as powerful.不過這服裝好像霸氣依舊嘛But then I realized how much people judge others然后我意識到人們以貌取人的just because of what they wear.現象是多嚴重Whats with the new look, Martin?你這身打扮是干嘛的 馬丁I was just trying to get out of a thing with Principal Hader.我只是想試著不摻和黑德校長的那些事兒I just dont want to look powe

33、rful.我不想看起來是很強勢的樣子Not that youre not powerful.不是說你們不強勢啊Im just thinking Hader wont like this look.我只是覺得黑德校長不會喜歡這身打扮Not that its not likeable on you, but.不是說你們穿著就不招人喜歡 但Im just gonna stop talking now.我還是閉嘴好了Whats on your lips?你嘴唇上涂的是什么I dont own any black lipstick.我沒有黑色的唇彩We do.我們有啊Much better.好多了Tha

34、nks.謝啦You guys are really nice.你們真的很好Even though everyone says youre not nice.盡管大家都說你們不好Yeah.是啊Dont tell anyone.別跟其他人說哦So, youve changed your look你又換了個形象to be like them.像她們一樣Oh. It was getting hot in the other look, so.呃 剛剛的衣服穿著有點熱了 所以Hey, if you cant stand the heat,如果你忍♥受不了這點熱get out of the

35、power suit.那就不要穿權力套裝了I think Ms. Seagraves is nice, by the way.順便說一下 我覺得西格雷福斯老師挺好的Wrong!你想錯了Like your new look.就像你的新打扮一樣錯And Im disappointed, CJ.我對你很失望 CJI guess Im going to find who did that by myself.看來我得自己找出誰干得好事了Its not funny.笑什么笑 有什么好笑的And I would watch myself if I were you.如果我是你們的話 我會小心的All of

36、 you.你們所有人都是Will Christian Powers克里斯蒂安鮑爾斯report to the guidance office?請到輔♥導♥員辦公室來一下Again, Christian Powers to the guidance office.再說一遍 克里斯蒂安鮑爾斯到輔♥導♥員辦公室來一趟It looks terrible!我自己都無法直視I cant be seen like this!我可不能穿成這樣出去You called me here.是你叫我來的Do you want my help or not?到底要

37、不要我幫忙Yeah, that looks ridiculous.好吧 這也太搞笑了Im doomed.我完蛋了Doomed!完蛋了No, youre not.不 你沒有完蛋Cause Im here to help.因為我就是來幫你的Now, you look ridiculous現在你看著很搞笑and I look ridiculous.我看起來也很搞笑But now, the ridiculous stops.但是搞笑到此為止Come on! Why did you stop?繼續啊 你干嘛要停下來Im trying to show you how to wrestle.我在跟你演示怎么

38、摔跤呢Wow.哇哦Ladies.姑娘們Would any of you like to tell me what this is?你們哪個愿意跟我說一下這是什么Theyre black markers?是黑色記號♥筆I know what they are.我知道這是啥I was referring to that.我指的是這個Again, theyre fart stink lines coming from.這個還是臭味曲線從No!不是I mean I found these black markers that defaced my posters我的意思是 我在她們柜子旁

39、邊的垃圾桶里in the garbage right by their lockers.發現用來丑♥化♥我海報的黑色記號♥筆We didnt do it.不是我們干的Well, you sure look guilty.肯定是你們干的But we didnt do it.但是確實不是我們干的啊Empty your pockets.把你們口袋里的東西都掏出來Detention for two weeks, starting today.留堂兩周 從今天開始Principal Hader, it wasnt them!黑德校長 不是她們干的That bla

40、ck marker is mine.那個記號♥筆是我的Oh.哦Well, in that case, you can join them in detention.這樣的話 你也跟著她們留堂吧Its official.我是認真的This could be the worst thing on the list so far.這可能是目前為止列表上最差勁的事情了So, you know the fire chief and I have been你知道我和消防隊長looking for you all day.已經找你了一整天吧I know, and Im sorry.我知道 對不

41、起Tell him Ill plant nine new trees跟他說我會種九棵新樹的and never light another tree on fire.以后再也不放火燒樹了Start a fire?放火He just wanted to personally give you this certificate他只是想把這張證書親手交給你from the fire department thanking you for saving因為消防局想感謝你救了Fire Marshall Meow.這只消防首領貓Wait. was the cat in the Earth Day tree?

42、慢著 那只貓是在世界地球日的樹上Yes. and I burned it hoping the cat would jump into my arms,是的 我把樹點著了想讓貓跳進我懷里的which it did.它確實下來了呀And again, Im sorry and Im ready to receive my punishment.我再次道歉 同時我準備好接受懲罰了I suggest detention.我建議就留堂吧Okay, one days detention.好吧 留堂一天And no more tree ignition.還有不準再燒樹了Done.成交Now, is the

43、re anything else you want to talk about?那么 你還有什么想說的嗎No.沒了Nothing?真沒了Not that I can think of, no, Im good.我確實想不到什么了 我挺好的Okay.好吧Then, uh, report to detention.那就去留堂教室報到吧You hear that, Frazier?你聽到了沒 弗雷澤Thats the crowd ready to watch you wrestle!觀眾們已經準備好欣賞你摔跤了I dont think I can do this.我覺得我做不來Sure, you c

44、an.你肯定可以I dont know how to wrestle!我并不會摔跤I was bragging to girls and I wasnt gonna tell you,我那時候是在跟女生們吹牛 而且 雖然我不想說but Im wearing a muscle suit.但我現在穿著肌肉裝I knew you were wearing a suit!我知道你穿著肌肉裝啊But I also know youre the smartest kid in this school,但我還知道你是學校里最聰明的孩子and smarts is more important in wrest

45、ling than anything else.運用智慧在摔跤中可比其他方面重要多了Then I guess I dont need this suit.那我應該就不用這件肌肉裝了Or the cool jacket.還有這件夾克Cause my buff brain beats brawn every time!因為那些肌肉男根本不是我聰明大腦的對手You better believe it!你最好能說服你自己Now, you get in there and you go get em!現在進去拿下他們吧Get em, get em!拿下他們 拿下他們Go, go, get em!快去快去

46、 拿下他們Wow, that was bad.哎 真是太糟糕了I mean, really bad, I mean, youre terrible.非常非常糟糕 我想說 你的表現很差You stink.你太差了Can you watch him til his mom arrives?你能在他媽媽來之前照看一下他嗎I gotta get back to a match.我得回到比賽現場Just put him with the rest of them.把他跟剩下這些放一起吧Okay.好了Your assignment is to write a 1,000-word essay你們的作業是寫

47、一篇一千字的文章as to how I do not eat my own farts主題是我既不吃自己的屁nor am I a Fart Monger.也不是“屁販子”And dont try to fool me by sneaking out.我不是傻子 別想著偷偷溜出去Contrary to my posters,跟這個海報相反I do have smart lines coming out of my brain.確實有很多智慧曲線從我腦子里冒出來Smart lines.智慧曲線Thats it.就是它了Principal Hader,黑德校長I know whos been van

48、dalizing your posters.我知道是誰故意破壞你的海報了Me too. it was them.我也知道 就是她們Now, sit down.現在快坐下Yeah. I cant.我沒法坐視不管What?你說什么You.你Get back in here.趕快給我回來Whats the meaning of this?你們這是要干啥I dont know.我也不知道I do.我知道Because Ms. Seagraves has been vandalizing your posters.因為海報是被西格雷福斯老師故意破壞的What?什么What?什么Your fart headlines match the warm pie lines海報上的臭味曲線和黑板上畫的on the chalkboard.剛出爐的派上的熱氣線是一樣的And the garbage can where you found the black