1、Mr. Bandt, aka "One Man Bandt,"班德老師 人稱獨行俠because he teaches three different classes因為他同時教三門課without a classroom.但沒有教室And I didn't know it yet,我也搞不清楚but the man who teaches us music, drama and health,但這個教我們音樂 戲劇 健康課的老師was about to teach Pootatuck Middle School how to rock.要教普塔塔克中學的學生如何搖

2、滾Live, man, live!老兄 拜托你醒一醒Come on, man, live!活過來啊Okay, Christian, stop! Live!好了 克里斯蒂安 住手 活過來啊Stop! Stop!住手 住手Okay.好了Was I doing it wrong?我做錯了嗎Um. let's just say呃 這么說吧I've never seen Chuck so upset.我從沒見過查克這么沮喪過Yeah.是啊Okay, people I have an exciting announcement!好了 同學們請注意 我有一個激動人心的消息Pootatuck

3、Middle School is going to have its very own music festival.普塔塔克中學即將舉辦自己的音樂節啦Pootaroo!普塔魯So, any of you who have ever wanted to start有人曾經想過組建自己的your own garage band,車♥庫♥樂隊嗎this is your chance, rockers!你們的機會來啦Yeah! Rock on! Boom!耶 搖滾不死That sounds cool.這聽起來不錯I've always wanted

4、 to be in a garage band.我一直想加入車♥庫♥樂隊的Can we make it our next thing?能把這一條列入清單嗎Please?拜托啦Pootaroo! Let's do it! Well, I have been普塔魯 我們一起參與吧 我一直looking for more creative outlets.想找點有創意的事做Come on! Ha-ha.來吧 哈哈Let's do it!踴躍報名Crispo, are you in?小脆 你參加嗎Let's sign up!報名呀I&

5、#39;m trying, people.你們知道我有多努力嗎Trying to keep the arts and Chuck alive in this school.努力想要讓藝術和查克在學校好好活下去Come on!來啊Hey, what's up? Health class going okay?嘿 怎么了 健康課還順利吧Well, I'm putting together Pootaroo.我在宣傳普塔魯呢But nobody wants to join!但沒人想參加Well, would it help if the winner那看看這樣行不行got a $10

6、0 gift card to the Spaghetti Yard?冠軍可以獲得意面工坊的一百美元禮品卡I want spaghetti!我愛意面So, with musical aspirations所以 在音樂的鼓舞下and spaghetti potential,當然還有意面的誘惑we came up with our next thing.我們想出了下一件事6:00, it's Monday morning周一早晨六點剛醒Life can strike without a warning生活有時毫無預警Get up, get out, get on起床出發打起精神It'

7、s a brand new day開始全新的一天Find the dream and never stop, yeah找尋夢想 永不言棄Got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你堅強的后盾You crash and burn so what?失敗何懼 跌倒何妨It's a brand new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say閑言碎語不必理會Just shout until you turn around盡情吶喊 瀟灑轉身And blast the past away煩惱全部丟在身后It's a brand

8、 new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone the game is on昨天已成歷史 好戲即將上演It's time to jump and take a leap of faith勇敢跳出束縛 與我一同冒險It's a brand new day開始全新的一天100 Things to Do Before High School S01E01 Start a Garage Band Thing!高中前要做的一百件事 第一季第一集To start a garage band,要組建一個車♥庫♥樂隊you just

9、 need to follow a few simple steps.只需要完成以下幾個簡單的步驟Step 1: Grab your best friends.第一步 拉上你最好的朋友Okay, so we all agree, we're starting a garage band.好了 所以我們都同意組一個車♥庫♥樂隊Let's do it!說干就干I can already taste the spaghetti!我幾乎已經嘗到意面的味道了Right? But it'll still be fun是吧 但就算贏不了意面

10、even if we don't win the spaghetti.過程也是很開心的But we will.但我們會贏的Yeah, but we'll need a song first.是啊 可首先我們需要一首歌♥Spaghetti!意面$100 spaghetti gift card一百美元的意面禮品卡Rock and roll spaghetti!搖滾吧意面Okay, so CJ sings and we'll work on the song.好了 CJ唱歌♥ 我們寫歌♥Spaghetti wi

11、th the meatball sauce意面配肉醬Rock and roll!搖滾不打烊Okay, once you have the band formed,樂隊組建完畢后hit your closet and find your look.去衣柜里找找合適的衣服You look so cute!你看著好可愛Uh, there's going to be a music festival at school,呃 學校馬上要辦音樂節了so me and the guys are starting a garage band.所以我和小伙伴打算組一個車♥庫&

12、;hearts;樂隊Ooh, secret mother-daughter meeting!哦 母女秘密會議You know, I was in a band.你知道嗎 我以前也是搞樂隊的Really? You?真的嗎 就你Yes, me!是的 就是我It was called Spit,樂隊名字叫吐口水and we even had groupies called the Loogies.我們還有粉絲呢 粉絲團名稱是口水狂Your dad was a Loogie.你♥爸♥爸就是粉絲之一The biggest Loogie! What are we

13、 doing?是鐵桿粉絲好不好 這是在干嘛呢CJ and the boys are forming a band.CJ和男生們要組一個樂隊Are we picking out the look?我們是要挑衣服嗎I don't know, why not ask Ronbie我不知道 怎么不問問朗比呢and we can all vote!大家一起投票吧Hey! What are we doing?嘿 這是在干嘛呢Picking out CJ's garage band look.CJ要組車♥庫♥樂隊了 給她挑身衣服That looks

14、 cool, Ceej.這身就不錯啊 老妹Really? This?真的嗎 這身Rock and roll!搖滾吧Okay, now on to step three:好了 現在說第三步find a place to jam.找地方排練What do you mean there's no place to jam?什么叫沒地方排練Sorry, guys.不好意思啦Since Mr. Roberts put up $100 worth of spaghetti,羅伯茨老師擺出一百美元意面誘惑后all rehearsal spaces are taken.所有的排練場地都被占了All o

15、f them?都被占了Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum棒棒棒棒 棒棒棒棒Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum, me棒棒棒棒 棒棒 我最棒I'll let you know if anything opens up.如果有地方空出來 我會通知你們的Don't even bother practicing for Pootaroo,別費心為參加普塔魯排練了because Mindy and the Mindettes are going to win.因為明蒂公主幫穩坐冠軍寶座Here we go.又來了And if you wanna w

16、in that spaghetti,如果你想贏意面you might wanna join the Mindettes.那就加入明蒂公主幫吧Me, you, one noodle.我 你 面條Meet in the middle.站在中間和我一起唱Think about it.好好想想吧Mindy's right, I can't stop thinking about it.明蒂說得對 我一直在想$100 of spaghetti!一百美元的意面呢Who knows how much it's worth!誰知道那值多少錢Okay, well, if we'r

17、e gonna be a garage band,好了 如果我們要組車♥庫♥樂隊we just need a garage.那就需要一個車♥庫♥I don't have a garage anymore.我們家已經沒有車♥庫♥了Did you know that under the right conditions,你們知道嗎 只要滿足適當的條件mangos will explode?芒果就會爆♥炸♥Can

18、9;t use mine.我家車♥庫♥也不能用It's haunted by my grandma.我奶奶的鬼魂一直在那兒游蕩What? Or a bat.什么 或者只是蝙蝠But either way, I am never going back in there.但不管怎樣 我是不會再去那里的And yours is a mess.你家車♥庫♥就是一團糟Your mom can barely park her car in there.你媽媽都沒法在里面停車Fen had a point.小芬說

19、得對But it is a really big car.但那輛車真的很大It's a little tight.有點擠Well, we are a garage band,我們是個車♥庫♥樂隊and technically, we're in a garage.所以嚴格來說 我們在車♥庫♥里And, if we're gonna win that spaghetti,如果我們要贏意面we're gonna need an awesome light show!加點酷炫的燈光

20、最棒了We don't need a light show right now.我們現在還不需要燈光秀What we need is to work on step four in forming a garage band:我們需要進行組建車♥庫♥樂隊的第四步Name the band.給樂隊起名Ooh! The Spaghetti Winners!哦 意面冠軍'Cause that's what we are.因為這才是我們的本質Okay, can we beat Spaghetti Winners?好吧 還有更好的名字嗎

21、Robots. Something with "Robots."機器人 名字里要有機器人Well, I was thinking Boy Girl Boy,我想的是男生女生向前沖'cause that's kinda us.因為跟我們的狀況很符合Perfect. Robot Boy.非常好 機器人男孩It's quirky, combines both of our names,很詭異 融合了我們倆的想法and Fenwick wants to jam.芬威克要開始搖滾了So, just like that, we became Robot Boy,

22、所以就這樣 我們的名字是機器人男孩and we were ready for the last step of forming a garage band.我們要進行組建車♥庫♥樂隊的最后一步Step five: Have fun!第五步 享受音樂We played for hours.我們排練了好幾個小時Jamming, singing, laughing. Just what I expected.搖滾不停 放聲高歌♥ 大笑不止 跟我想的一樣But I wasn't expecting what happened t

23、he next day.但我沒想到第二天發生的事Step six: Creative differences.第六步 創意分歧I wrote a rock opera last night.我昨晚寫了一出搖滾歌♥劇Music was just coming to me.音樂如黃河之水滔滔不絕I couldn't shut it off!勢不可擋A rock opera? About what?搖滾歌♥劇 關于什么的Robot Boy!機器人男孩Where he's from, why he's here,他從哪里來 為何在這里

24、why we're all here.為何我們都在這里Well, I wrote a song too.我也寫了一首歌♥It's about that feeling you get when you like someone,講的是你喜歡一個人but you're not sure they like you back.但你不確定對方是不是喜歡你Robots don't feel anything.機器人是沒有感情的So, mine's better!所以我的更好Well, we're gonna win no matte

25、r what we sing.不管唱什么 我們都贏定了How?怎么贏呢One word.一個字Dry ice.干冰We're not doing dry ice!我們不要用干冰Robot Boy is from space, not a haunted locker.機器人男孩來自太空 而不是什么鬧鬼的儲物柜This is cool!這很酷啊No dry ice!不用干冰Just Robot Boy.就用我的歌♥劇See you tonight at rehearsal!今晚排練時候見Robot Boy機器人男孩Hey, look at you!嘿 看看你What

26、's going on?怎么了I was so inspired by CJ,CJ的事讓我很受啟發I decided to try to get Spit back together for a reunion!我決定讓吐口水樂隊重聚Oh, that's so tubular!哦 棒呆了Don't say that. Don't ever say that.別這么說了 拜托你Ah, but no drummer.啊 但是沒有鼓手Sheila just had a baby, so I have to find someone else.希拉才生完孩子 所以我必須

27、找其他人來Really?真的嗎Well, maybe one of the Loogies could fill in,也許某個粉絲可以當替補呢since they probably remember the songs.反正粉絲也記得那些歌♥Hon, that is a great idea.寶貝 這個主意真棒I'm gonna call Deb Jackson.我去給黛比·杰克遜打電♥話♥She was a huge Loogie.她可是鐵桿粉絲What about Dad? He's hintin

28、g like crazy.那爸爸呢 他暗示得都這么明顯了No, I'm not.我才沒有You hearing this?你聽到沒It's so obvious. Mom!太明顯了 媽媽Hon, I don't wanna play.寶貝 我可不想打鼓Says he doesn't wanna play, sweetie.他說他不想打鼓呢 孩子Unbelievable.難以置信Robot, Robot Boy.機器人 機器人男孩Feel the warmth of the sun on your face感受到臉上陽光的溫度了嗎'Cause he sen

29、t you from outer space!那是他發自外太空的愛Why'd you stop? That was working!干嘛停呢 唱得挺好啊Maybe if we changed the lyrics to.也許我們可以把歌♥詞改成"When he looked into my eyes, he caught me by surprise."他凝視我的雙眼時 我的內心狂喜不已Too girly. Won't capture the audience.太女孩子氣了 吸引不了觀眾Well, do you think a 15 m

30、inute song你覺得一首時長十五分鐘about a space robot will capture them?講太空機器人的歌♥就能吸引觀眾了And what are you doing?你在干嘛呢I call this. the spaghetti winner.這才是意面冠軍該做的事We said no special effects!我們說了不要特效的I didn't.我可沒答應Since the dawn of time,黎明時分man has tried to create the.人類試圖創造Crispo! Maybe not now.小脆 現

31、在做特效不太好吧You gotta give the people what they want!你得給觀眾他們想要的效果Like lasers and explosions!比如激光和爆♥炸♥Nobody wants that!沒人想要這個Well, maybe Robot Boy blows up!也許機器人男孩爆♥炸♥了呢How? He automatically reboots before meltdown!怎么可能 他在熔毀之前都會自動重生的Come on, guys, let's no

32、t fight!拜托 不要吵了Spaghetti!意面Crispo!小脆I can't work like this!這日子沒法過了I can't win like this!想贏根本不可能Which brings us to step seven:這樣一來我們走到了第七步when the band breaks up.樂隊解散I don't really like step seven.我不是很喜歡第七步I quit! I quit!我退出 我退出I quit first! I quit second!我先退 我第二個退Guys, stop quitting!拜托 不

33、要說退出Okay, so if your band breaks up好吧 如果你的樂隊解散了and Pootaroo is tonight, go immediately to step eight.而且普塔魯就在今晚 那么立即跳到第八步Get the band back together.讓樂隊復合Hey, Crispo, look.嘿 小脆 聽著Things got crazy last night, and I.昨晚事情失控了 我I'm sorry, I joined Mindy and the Mindettes!對不起 我加入了明蒂公主幫What?!什么That's

34、 right. Crispo is a Mandette now.沒錯 小脆現在是公主幫的成員了But. what about Robot Boy?但是 機器人男孩怎么辦呢I have to focus on the big picture,我得以大局為重like The Spaghetti Yard's 14 original dipping sauces比如意面工坊的十四種獨門蘸醬and cheesy dunklers!和奶酪醬條And being a Mandette is clearly his best shot.在公主幫當綠葉顯然是明智之舉Okay, I wasn'

35、t worried,好吧 我不擔心'cause I just needed Fenwick.有芬威克在就好了Oh, perfect! You're here.哦 太棒了 你在這里Crispo just joined Mindy's band,小脆加入了明蒂的樂隊and why are the Froman twins following you?弗羅曼兄弟跟著你干嘛Introducing The Fenwick Frazier Project!介紹一下 這是芬威克·弗雷澤樂隊And the Fromans love my robo-opera.弗羅曼兄弟喜歡我

36、的機器人歌♥劇It's the best thing we've ever heard!我們從沒聽過這么精彩的作品It's robo-lutionary!是機器人史上劃時代的創舉Please, don't robo-do this.拜托別這么矯情了I'd love to stay and talk, but we gotta robo-rock.我很想留在這兒跟你聊聊天 但我們得排練了Robot Boy Robot Boy機器人男孩 機器人男孩Let's go!走吧And that's when I had to f

37、ace the truth.這時候我得接受現實Robot Boy was finished.機器人男孩已經解散了Hey, Miss Martin, you ready to rock out at Pootaroo tonight?嘿 馬丁小姐 你準備好在今晚的普塔魯上表演了嗎No.沒有Robot Boy broke up, and Crispo and Fen機器人男孩解散了 小脆和小芬joined other bands, and I'm really sad.加入了其他樂隊 我真的很傷心I'm sorry, but.很抱歉 但是if you were really loo

38、king forward to performing tonight,如果你今晚真的很想表演why don't you try going on without them?為什么不試試獨自上場呢Look at what happened to Beyonce看看碧昂斯吧 她單飛以后when she went out on her own.發展得多好Beyonce was in a band?碧昂斯原來還是組合里的Yeah. And always remember,是啊 永遠牢記一點when one door closes, another opens.失去一個機會 還會有其他機會Tha

39、t door might be you going solo.也許單飛就是你的機會呢You think I can win the spaghetti?你覺得我能贏下意面禮品卡Even if you don't, you win the never-give-up award!即使你贏不了冠軍 你也贏了永不言棄獎And.還有ten dollars to the Coffee Shack.咖啡小屋的十美元代金券I don't really drink coffee.我不太喝咖啡Okay, how 'bout, uh. $20 at Home Max?好吧 那 麥克斯工具坊

40、的二十美元代金券呢Who couldn't use a new hammer?誰不需要一個新錘子呢Where did you get all these?你這些都是從哪里弄的End of the year "Thank yous" from parents.家長的學年末感謝禮物They love me.他們好愛我的And that's when I learned這時候我想到了step nine in forming a garage band.組建車♥庫♥樂隊的第九步Go solo when your frien

41、ds join other bands.朋友加入其它樂隊以后 你就單飛吧Robot Robot Boy forever機器人 永遠的機器人男孩Robot, Robot Boy you'll never.機器人 機器人男孩你永不Question!提問What now?什么If Robot Boy cloned his own creator,如果機器人男孩克隆了創造他自己的人wouldn't he have to go back in time first?他難道不應該先穿越到過去嗎No, he doesn't have to go back in time!不 他不需要

42、穿越到過去Now, can we please just play?我們現在能好好排練了嗎Yes, he does. Unless he's in a time loop.他當然需要 除非在時間循環的怪圈里Is he in a time loop?他在時間循環里嗎Fine! I will change the lyrics, okay?好吧 我會改歌♥詞的 行了吧Now, can we just play?我們現在能好好排練了嗎Question.提問What about a song where he faces space ninjas?要不寫一首講他遇到太空忍

43、♥者的歌♥吧Question. Pootaroo's tonight,我也提個問 普塔魯就在今晚so let's just play and be happy.現在就開心地排練吧That's not a question.那不是個問題When the raindrops fall from the sky空中飄來陣陣細雨I'm still happy 'cause I got the right guy我仍然滿心歡喜 因為我找到了真命天子He brings the sun right out of the cl

44、ouds他像是一縷陽光 將我生命中的陰霾驅散And makes my heart sing this out loud我此時不再膽怯 就想為他唱出最美的歌♥Spaghetti!意面What the heck was that?這是什么意思Flash pots!閃蒸罐I don't need flash pots!我不需要閃蒸罐I need a handsome boy standing on stage我需要的是一個乖乖站在臺上的帥哥while I sing amazing to him, got it?我對著他美美地唱歌♥就好 明白嗎The

45、n I get spaghetti?然后我就能吃意面了Yes, I guarantee it.沒錯 我跟你保證Because nobody can beat me.因為沒人能打敗我When you sing by yourself當你獨自歌♥唱時It's not as much fun 'cause you're alone這感覺味同嚼蠟 因為你孤身一人And it used to be fun but now it's not想當年樂趣無窮 如今卻只剩心酸Kinda sad.有點傷感Dad's drumming all over

46、the house,爸爸在屋里打鼓and I can't get any work done.我沒法做作業Okay, sweetie, are you ready to rock Pootaroo?好了 寶貝 你準備好嗨翻普塔魯了嗎And afterwards, I got almost all the girls對了 吐口水樂隊的女生們to say yes to a Spit reunion.都同意重聚了But we still don't have a drummer.但我們還是缺一個鼓手Oh, you still don't have a drummer?哦 你們

47、還缺一個鼓手That it is so sad!真是太悲傷了Mom, Dad wants to play!媽媽 爸爸想打鼓Sweetie, he said no.寶貝 他說不想But he doesn't mean it! Tell her!但他心里不是這么想的啊 告訴她No, I. I mean it.我的確不想No, you don't.你在騙人Hon? Do you wanna play drums in Spit?親愛的 你想在吐口水樂隊打鼓嗎Oh, well, I.哦 這個嘛 我Dad! More than anything,爸爸 做夢都想but I'll p

48、robably be terrible.但我可能是個很糟糕的鼓手Oh, well, we're all gonna be terrible.哦 我們都有可能表現得很糟糕But the point is to just have fun.但人活著最重要就是開心嘛So. are you ready to hit it, drummer boy?所以 你準備好了嗎 打鼓帥哥Mmm! A-one, a-two,嗯 一 二a-one, two, three, four!一 二 三 四Rock and roll! Rock and roll!搖滾至上 搖滾不死Rock and roll! Woo-

49、hoo!一起搖滾吧 哇So, as my mom and dad jammed看著爸媽在車里玩搖滾in the car. sorta. I remembered the most important我想起來了組建車♥庫♥樂隊中step in forming a garage band. Have fun!最重要的一步 享受音樂And I wanted to get it back.我想把快樂找回來And that's when I came up with就在這時候step ten when forming a garage band:我想到

50、了第十步因為這才是組建車♥庫♥樂隊的目的告訴朋友 我們應該忘掉過去 享受搖滾Stick around!大家都過來We got a lot more acts warming up.我們還有更多精彩表演And I just had to find the guys.現在只要找到他們But where?但他們在哪里呢Crispo.小脆Come on!拜托That was small!那根本是小意思That was not small!這算哪門子的小意思Mindy and the Mindettes is not about special effects

51、.明蒂公主幫不需要什么特效Because the only special effect we need. is here.因為唯一需要的特效 就是我CJ didn't mind my special effects.CJ就不介意我用特效Then come back to Robot Boy!那就回到機器人男孩吧You can do all the effects you want.你想用什么特效都行We just wanna have fun.享受音樂就好Crispo?小脆If you quit, there will be no spaghetti.如果你退出 你就拿不到意面了Tr

52、ust me, our song相信我is going to be a showstopper.我們的歌♥肯定會嗨翻全場的Don't count us out, 'cause Robot Boy is back!別小看了我們 因為機器人男孩回來了Where? I only see two of you.在哪兒呢 我只看到了你們兩個Oh, don't worry, we'll have Fen哦 別擔心 我們很快and be on that stage faster than you can say.就能找到小芬 閃亮登場的Where the

53、 heck is Fenwick?芬威克這家伙去哪兒了We looked everywhere!我們都找遍了Robot, robot. Wait, do you hear that?機器人 機器人 等等 你聽到了嗎The song says Robot Boy comes from a black hole,歌♥詞里說機器人男孩來自黑洞but nothing can escape a black hole.但沒有任何東西可以從黑洞中逃脫Question!提問Why did I leave my two best friends for you two Fromans?我為

54、什么要丟下兩個最好的朋友 來陪你們倆You were practicing in the electrical closet?你們在變電室排練I missed playing in tight spaces.我懷念擁擠的排練室Look, I think we were all taking ourselves聽著 我覺得我們對這事的態度way too seriously.都過于認真了And I think we should just go out there我們就應該到臺上享受音樂and have fun, like in my mom's car.把舞臺當成我媽媽的車I'd

55、 love to, but I can't just leave the Fromans.我很愿意 但我沒法丟下弗羅曼兄弟倆Okay, well, good luck on stage.好吧 那祝你們在臺上好運On stage?在臺上Like, real on stage?是真的舞臺嗎In front of people?!在觀眾面前Like, real people?!是真的觀眾嗎So, I suppose you wanna change my lyrics too?我覺得你們也想改我的歌♥詞吧Well, I was thinking instead of "robot forever,"我覺得吧 別唱機器人永恒了we could sing. "rock out forever?就唱 搖滾精神永恒吧Not bad for a non-robot song.不唱機器人的話 這歌&he