1--DesperateHousewives『絕望的主婦』S02E192--PreviouslyonDesperatehousewives前情提要-soundstomeasifsomeone'sletgoofhisrage.看起來丟棄了自己-there'safather.-He'sakid!她有他只是一個孩-Gabrielleandcarlostookthebaby...GabrielleCarlos-Doyoureallywannaleavethisbeautifullittlegirl-louisapatebelievedinthepowerofshame.LouisaPate-Asateacher,shehadfoundthatthebestwaytocontrolunrulystudents,-wastoinstillastrongsenseofshame...-Ilefttrishaalonewiththeschoolhamsterforonlyfiveminutes.Trisha5分 -Billy'sbeenthreateningtobeatuptheotherkidsfortheirmilkmoney.Billy通過揍其他小孩的方法拿走他們的午餐費-Ofcourse,mrsPatealsoknewwhenitcametounrulychildren,當然,Pate-someparentshadmorereasontobeashamedthanothers.一些家長更有理由感到羞愧-yourmessagesaidthatparkerhadbeeninvolvedinsomesortofserious -What--what ?什么什么類型的-parkeroffereda tocindyloupeeplesifshewouldshowhimhervagina.ParkerCindylouPeeples肯讓他看那他就給冰激凌-Whatkind -Ourjanitorwalkedinonthemjustascindywasliftingupherpinafore.到Cindy掀起了裙子-andthat'sallhe'lltalkaboutforweeksandweeks.他將會在接下來的幾周不停的談論它45--Oh,right.Thathappenedwithdinosaurs.是的，以前他對恐龍癡迷時就是這樣-Look,Ithinkhe'sjustdevelopedanormalcuriosityaboutthehumanbody.-I'lltalktohimtillI'mblueintheface.哪怕動怒了,.-you'llneverguesswhatyourdaughteriswillingtodoforagingersnap.-It'sashamenottouseit.不使用它是-andrewvandekamphaddeclaredwarandrewvande-Thefinalbattlewasabouttobewagedatthefairviewcountycourthouse.宣戰開始已經過去了六周-Ithadbeensixweekssince最終戰役將在郡展70--Whethershewantedthemthereornot.不論她是否歡迎他們的到來-Thisceisamaze.這個地方像迷宮一-Whatare 的-andshesaidthatandrewwastakingyoutocourt.她說Andrew -Peterismom'ssponsorfromA.A.Peter是AA會議的聯系-Justsoyouknow,we'vebeenwaitingforthishearingforweeks,-son,I'vebeenanattorney -YouandIbothknowhowthesecasescanturnintopublicspectacles.你我都知道這類會101--Thishasgottenreallyugly.事情變得很難以收拾102--That'swhywe'rehere.這是我們來這里的原因103--We'regonnaputthisfamilybacktogether.我們要將這個家庭重新團結起來104--Whateverittakes.不論什么代價110--giventhesituationthatleduptotherescue...但是考慮到他們的行為是 113--inretrospect,thenwasalittlebitrash,notentirelywellthoughtout.他們并沒有計劃，很匆忙的117--Andallweaskthecourtistoallowbabylily我們請求允許將118--alifetimeofthecareandloveshehasbeenreceivingfromthesolises.交給會一生照顧和愛護solis夫婦119--Asmuchasyourstorytugsatmyheart,-- 130--didthefatherhappentomentionifhenstowaiveparentalrights?這位父親是否有計劃行使監131--I'veleftanumberofvoicemails,132--buttheonlyresponseI'vegottenisatextmessage但只得到了一條息的回133--thatsays"""138--itseemsyou'rethelesseroftwoevils.143--Inthe 144--Oh,wejustneededtheone.哦，我們只需要這一個149--andshetoldmeaboutthe... dealyoumadewithcindylou.cindylou的冰激凌151--OhAreyoumad?哦，你生氣了嗎152--no,notexactly.不，沒有157--Itdoesn'tsoundrighttome.我不是很理解162--Daddywillbehomefromhisbusinesstripinafewdays.你的還有幾天商務旅行就回來166--He's ,14168--Andthenthemommyandthedaddy,然媽和.175--Whatkindofseed?什么種類的176--Oh,that'snotimportant.哦，那不重要177--Idon'tbelieveyou.我不相信你180--Nowgowashyourhandsorsanta'snotgonnabringyouanythingforchristmas.去洗手吧，否則圣誕老人不會給你任何圣誕了182--Howlongisshegonnabegone?183--Idon'tknow.Shejustwenttoshowahouse.我不知道，她去介紹一個188--Well,what'stheretotalkabout?I'mjustafoolinlove.有什么需要談的一個陷入愛河的傻192--alittle?一點點？194--theheliumhasn'tevengoneoutoftheballoonsfromyourengagementparty.你的訂婚派對氣球還196--whenareyou 198--Thatthewedding'soffIsit?199--Well,isn'tit?-It'suptoyou.不是嗎由你決定200--Are...areyousaying...你，你是說…201--thatyou'regonnagothroughwiththiswedding...我不要你結婚202--unlessIlyounotto?你就不結婚了?205--Thisisinsane!這太瘋狂了eon.想想吧209--andIletgo.211--Youknowyouwantmeto.Justsayit,susieQ.susieQ215--I'llbeback 217--paul?!Iwasmaking s,andiheardthemostsickeningthud.我正在做甜餅，聽到了最懵懂的一218--Areyouokay?你還好么?220--shorteningonmydoorstep.酥油225--andIjustlovethenameLily我喜歡Lily229--Oh,waitacouplemonths.She'llstartsleethroughthenight.幾個月后，她就可以睡好覺了230--Oh,honey,please.DoIlooklikeamasochist?拜托，我像受虐狂么？236--No,it'sokay.I'llwinthisbattlelater.237--Wearenotgonnabesomeyuppiecouplepawningoffourkidonotherpeople.我們不會像雅皮士把238--Endofdiscussion.-Yeah,youshouldgo.-討論結束-是啊，該走242--Whatisallthiscrapaboutmenotgettinghelp?為什么不讓我找幫手246--ThenI'llbeabletorelaxonceinawhile,249--Dowhatmymam*did--像我一樣-251--Mymam*workedherfingerstotheboneforme.我為我拼死拼252--Andthat'swhatputherinanearlygrave!因此她才短命255--andIdon'tknowwhatyou'vebeen ngtodrivehimcrazy.也不知道你為什么讓他發瘋256--Bottomline--是--258--It'snowtimeforyoutwotokissandmakeup.是言歸于好的時候259--Andjusthowarewesupposedtodothat?那要怎么做？260--Here'sathought...是這樣…267--thebraincantricktheheartintolettinggoofresentment.大腦可以心靈丟棄一切怨269--Um,I'msorry,dad,butIthinkmyrelationshipwithandrewAndrew的關系270--isjustabitmorecomplicatedthanwoulditkillyoutoatleasttry?--試一下會死272--foryou,grandpa.為你，273--That'smyboy.這才是我孫子277--so,um,whogoesfirst?那么誰先來?280--Iforgiveyou.我原諒你290--andforgetallthisnonsenseaboutemancipation.忘了什么“獨立”的蠢話293--Yousee,I-Ican'tliveinacewhereI...我不能295--Whatareyoutalkingabout?你說什么296--Well,couldyoulivewithawomanwhohitsyou?你能和的住一起么？297--BreeIslappedhimonce,andhedeservedit.-Bree!我扇過一巴掌，他應得的298--Well,Ijustaskedhertostopdrinking.讓她別酗酒302--givenhow edyouwerewhenyouranoverourneighbor'smotherwithyourcar.考慮到，你曾怎樣醉醺醺地開車碾過鄰居的母親 306--Andhewasthesameguywhokilleddad!也是他殺死308--inamall!在商場里311--Idon'twannabelateforthemovie.316--allofyouroldfeelingsresurfacing.舊時的感覺會重現317--No,hisfeelings.不,他的感覺318--He'stheonewiththefeelings,notme.他是有感覺的,不是我321--Oh,no?Well,howdoyoulikethis--是么?你覺得這個怎樣322--I'mnotgonnagotothemovieswithyou.我不和你去看323--You'regonnamakemegobymyself?你要去?325--Infact,ifyoulovehimsomuchwhydon'tyoumarryhim?事實上,.327--Oh,youknowwhatIthinkwe'regonnaneedsomenapkinswiththis.我覺得需要些328--Oh,okay,I'llgoback.好,我去拿331--I'mbeggingyou,please,actlikeyouknowme.求你裝作認識我332--Susan?Hey!Susan?嘿!333--Mike,hiwhatasurprise.Mike,hi!342--butlastweek,Iwaslookinginhermouth而上個星期，我看著345--thankyousomuchforhel 346--Hey,I'mgreatinacrisis.我 處理347--well,Idefini ypickedtheright tositnextto.我一定選對了人348--Actually,isthisseattaken?事實上，這里有人么？349--NoOkay,youcansharemypopcorn.--353--I'lljustwaittillthelightsgoout,andthenI'll...354--whileIgetthisgoing,canyoubringoutthebuns?等我弄好了，把面包拿出來356--what Youallright?--357--Thisisn'tlighterfluid.It'sgasoline.不是打火機油，是汽油359--How'dthatgetinthere?怎么搞的361--Somethingsmellsgoodoverthere.聞起來很香362--Well,Idon'tunderstand.我不明白363--Isshetryingtokillyou?364--No,she'stryingtopissmeoff.不，她想惹毛我367--butIdoknowI'mnotgonnayalong.我可不奉陪369--Andbringyourappetite.帶著胃口來370--gaby,thebaby.Gaby,孩子372--Gaby,IhaveseveraljobinterviewstomorrowIneedmysleep.Gaby,我明天有面試，需要睡眠373--Whataboutmysleep?那我的睡眠呢？ minutes?WhenamIsupposedtohavealife?40378--Allyouhaveto stakecareofthebaby.你所要做的僅僅是照顧孩子eonIwon'tmakeyoudowindowstomorrow.哦，來吧，我明天不會讓你擦窗戶了396--Thankyou.謝謝397--Eleanor,Ithoughtyou'dgonetobed.Eleanor,我以為你睡了398--Oh,no,notyet.Ihadtodomyhairnow.沒呢,我還要做頭發399--There'sneverenoughtimeinthemorning.早上沒時間的402--Yourfatherandihavedecidedtotakeandrewbacktorhodeislandwithus.404--Andwhoseideawasthat?誰的主意?405--Andrew'S.Andrew的406--ButhenryandIfeelit'stherightthingtodo.我們覺得這樣做是正確的 ynot.絕對不是409--thetwoofyouwillwindupincourt,最終會鬧上411--DoyoureallythinkthatIamenjoyingairingmydirtylaundryinpublic?你真以為我喜歡把家丑外揚413--ButIcan'tbackdownbecauseheismyson, 425--Well,somepeoplepraisechildrenevenwhentheydon'tdeserveit.427--Withyou,IhadtoworkforeverykindwordIevergot.428--Well,youalwaysresentedmebecauseofmyhighstandards.430--Iresentedyoubecausethosewerekick-asspeanutbutter 435--Youknow,partofbeinganadultisadmitting,438--DoyoureallythinkthatIamafailureasaparent?你真的認為我是一個失敗的母親？439--well,I'dlovetolieandsaysomethingsupportive,好吧，我愿意說謊，說一些支持的話443--Sosorry.Ijusttakebreak.對不起，我剛休息了一會447--Youknow,I'mverygratefulforeverythingyou'vebeen 448--Sotothankyou,Iboughtyoua 449--Andyoucantakeawholedayoffandjustreallypamperyourself.你可以休息一整天，放松一下450--Really?-Mm-hmm.-真的？-唔452--Oh,thankyou!哦，謝謝你！ 454--Allright,lilyneedstobebathedandputtobed.好吧，lily需要、睡.459--soshecanstayprettyandthinandyoucanbeproudofher.461--Ihopeyougettoexperienceitoneday.希望有一天你也擁能有這種體驗462--becauseit'snotabigdeal!因為這不算什么！463--"it'snotabigdealOkay!It'snotthatfaraway.--464--RightOh,it'snotthatfaraway?Dude,it--whatever,okay?--哥們，它——465--Youdidn'tevencareto 466--justin,whathappened?justin，怎么啦？467--Andrewjusttoldmehe'smovinginwithhisgrandparents.Andrew471--Ilovehim.我愛他475--Yes.I'dbecurioustoknowjustwhatitisyouseeinhim.戀他們把我趕出了家門477--TheysaidIhaddebasedtheentirefamily他們說我令整個蒙480--hesaidthatishouldbeashamedofthem,'causetheyweretoostupidtoknowhowgreatIwas.因為482--Hedoesn'ttakecrapfromanyone.Howcanyounotlovesomeonelikethat?488--I'mprettysurethatIcouldfindawaytokeepandrewfrommoving.我一定能找到辦法491--Oh,hiHey,mrsMccluskey.--嘿，Mccluskey492--Sohowdideverythinggo?一切都還好吧？495--Ithinkhermolarsarecomingin.她開始長牙497--Andthetwinsfoughtovertheremote.There'snothingnewthere.雙胞胎在為爭搶而廝打這500--parkerofferedmeafudgsicleifIwouldshowhimmyvagina.parker說如果我給他看我的他就502--Ijustgotthisoutofthezerasecondago.我剛從冰箱里拿出來503--Uh,yeah.Ofcourse.No,sorry.uh，是的，當然，不，對不起504--Apparently,parkerwantedtoputasunflowerseedinsideme顯然，parker508--Hewasaskingaboutthebirdsandthebees,andI他問有關兩性關系的基本，509--fudgedafewofthedetails.捏造了一些細節510--Well,he'sonly yearsold.好吧，他只有7歲512--Idon'twannarobhimofhisinnocence.我不想讓他失去天真的本性515--Givethemallthegorydetails.們一些淋的細516--Andthenwhenthey'regoodanddisgusted,youshameem. lthem isdirtyandwrongandheshouldn'ttalkaboutit,你們性是骯臟的他們519--andifhedoes,he'sgoingstraight 521--Spokenlikeatrueliberalidiot.說起話來真像是個真正的自由主義522--No,I'mnotgonnashamemyson.不，我不會為我的兒子感到羞愧 lingya,itworks.嗯，我告訴你，這有效果526--anditkeepsmefromhavingtospendtheafternoontalkingaboutmywoo-woo.530--justincaseyoueverwantedtopurposelysitnexttomeatamovie,so...535--Sotheex-boyfriendhasnoideayou'resecretlymarriedtotheex-husband,那么你的前男友對于你543--yes,thosearetherelevantyers.是的，這些都是有關的人545--NowI'mabsolu yhorrifiedthatI'mabouttosaywhatI'mabouttosay,546--butthere'snobodyelseIcantalktowhowon'tjudgeme.547--Andsinceyou'reacompletestrangerI'llprobablyneverseeyouagain由于你是一個完全的陌生人548--unlessIrandomlyrunintoyouonthestreet,除非我在馬偶然遇見549--inwhichcase,you'llignoreme'causeyouknowhowcrazyIam.552--doesthatmakemea 554--Layitonme.555--Itdoesn'tmakeyoua 556--butitdoesmakeyouA...但是這的確使你顯得是個…557--well...asucker.好吧…一個糟糕的人560--Ifyou'rehavingfeelingsforaguylikethatIsayrun564--butlikeIsaid,ifyou'reinterestedinatoothwhitening,569--I'llbebackinalittlewhile.572--Imean,withthenewbabyathome,I'msurprisedyoumadeitatall.我是說，房子里有個寶寶，我很驚訝你把一切都打理得井井有條 lme,howare 580--Thingshavebeenalittletenseathome,andIneededanhourtorelax.582--oh,bytheway,whileIwasthereIsawyour,uh,oh587--Areyousure?Iwastalkingtoherinthe roomforabout 和她談了有20分鐘588--WhatYeah,--589--apparentlyyougaveheragift .顯然你給了她一張卡作為.596--Myinterviewgotcanceled.我的采訪取消了597--oh,that'smylittlegirl.oh，那是我的小599--That'smygirl.600--hey,letmetakeheroffyourchestsoyoucandoyouryoga.hey601--NoNo,no,no.We're 602--Aren'twe,lily?是不是，lily？606--That'swhyyoubroughtmedownhere?那就是你叫我來這里的原因？608--ItisIneedtohavesomebodytodancewith609--soIcanseeiftheseguyshavethepowertohelpmegetmygrooveon.那樣我就可以知道這些人是不是可以調動起我的最佳狀態612--Youlikeitlaid-backandromantic,don'tyou?你喜歡松弛浪漫的，不是嗎？613--Guys,canweysomethingmellow?伙計們，我們可不可以來點柔美的？614--No,don'tbother,'causeI'mgoing.不，不必麻煩了，因為我要走了616--youaresobeautifulthatwasnotacoincidence.--620--Ialsorememberthatyouarenningonmarryingsomeoneelse.我還記得你在計劃娶另外一個621--Notifyoudon'twantmeto.如果你不想讓我娶的話eon,susieQ.來吧，susieQ624--andIknowIhaveneverstoppedlovingyou.我也知道我沒有停止愛過你625--Okay,youwantthetruth?Okay，你想知道嗎？630--Iseethesameweakcowardthatwalkedoutonmethreeyearsago.634--andthebandisgood. are 640--We'retentingfortermites.Wegotaworkorder.我們在滅蟻，我們接到了一個工作訂單641--Signedbywho?是誰簽字的？643--I'veneverbeensoembarrassedinmywholelife.在我的一生中，從來沒有這么尷尬644--They'resupposedtobetentingmyhouse.他們應該罩起我的房子646--muchachos,micasaest*aqu?muchachos,micasaest*aqu?（西班牙語652--ahhhey,hey!--653--Hey,youokay?Didyouhearthat?--655--Godknowswhatwould'vehappenedifyouhadn'tbeenhere.天曉得如果不在的話他會干什 eon.，，，走 660--youcan'taskpeoplethingslikethat.你不可以問別人這種事情"668--Why?becauseit'snotanappropriatesubject.--670--Becauseit'snot.因為那不是671--Why?Ugh!--呃！672--Becauseit'sdirtyandwrong,andI'llwashyourmouthoutwithsoapThat'swhy.因為那很骯臟、無恥我會用肥皂洗你的嘴！674--lynettesawalookonherson'sfaceshehadneverseenbefore...lynette在她兒子的臉上看到一種675--andshethoughtofthelookhehadonhisface676--whenhehad eobsessedwithdinosaurs...當他迷上恐龍的時候…677--obsessedwithbaseball迷上籃球的時候679--Anditoccurredtolynette突然之間，lynette 686--Andthoughshedidn'tknowitatthetime,687--itwouldbeanotherthreeyears 689--KarlWhat'sgoingon?karl690--Uh,I'monmywaytoa 691--I-Ijustwantedtoletyouknowthattheweddingisoff.我，想讓你知道，婚禮取消694--atleast,notinthewaythatshedeserves.至少，不是以那種她應得的方式697--Imean,Ihopeitwasn'tbecauseofme,becauseItoldyou--—698--itwasn'tforyou.這不是因為你702--Iwasacowardthreeyearsago704--AndIwasbeingacowardwithedie.edie711--we'llcrackopenabottleofwine.我們可以開一瓶酒eon.來吧715--Oncewetapeuptheseboxes,wecanstartloadingthecar.723--Thesearesomeofandrew's 724--Idon'tapprove,butboyswillbeboys.我不贊同，但是男孩子總是那樣725--Oh,henry,stoplookingatthatfilth.henry，別盯著這些穢的東西看726--Idon'tgetit.729--Thisisalljustabunchof...731--Sweetmotherofgod.What 732--Idon'tknow,andIdon'tevenknowwhatI'mlookingat.我不知道，我甚至不知道我在看什么733--Henry,thisis ographyforho-homo 736--andwewerehavingsuchanicetime.我們過得那么開心737--Bree,is...isandrew...gay?bree,andrew是不是…？738--Oh,dad,andrewhateslabels.oh，，andrew厭惡被貼739--I'msureit'sjustaphase.我肯定這是一個階段而已743--Maybenot,butit'snolongermyconcernnowthathe'llbelivingwithyou