1、love actually script - dialoguewhen ever i get gloomy with the state of the world,i think about the arrivals gate at heathrow airport.gen eral opi nion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greedi dont see that.seems to me that love is everywhere.often itfs not particularly dignified or n

2、ewsworthy but its always there.fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husba nds and wives,boyfrie nds, girlfrie nds, old frien ds.when the pla nes hit the twin towers, none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or reven ge, hey were all messages of love.if you look for it,

3、ive got a sn eaky feeling youll find that love actually is all aroun d.love actually“i feel it in my fin gers“i feel it in my toesteel it in my toes, yeah“love is all around me and so the”-im afraid you did it aga in, bill.ifs just i know the old version so well, you know.well, we all do.thats why w

4、ere mak ing the new vers ion.right, ok, lets go.“1 feel it in my fin gers hln my fin gers“i feel it in my toesteel it in my toes, yeahlove is all ar.oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole.start aga in.f,l feel it in my fin gers in my fin gers111 feel it in my toes“feel it in my toes, yea

5、h“christmas is all around me “all around me“and so the feeli ng growshso the feeling growsifs written in the wind in the windhlfs everywhere i go“everywhere i gohso if you really love christmas love christmashcome on and let it snowcome on and let it.this is shit, is n*t it?yep, solid gold shit, mae

6、stro.-god, im so late. - its just round the corner, youll make it.you sure you dont mind me going without you?no, really. tm just feeling so rotten.-i love you. -1 know.i love you even whe n youye sick and look disgusti ng.i know. now, go or you will actually miss it.right.-did i men ti on that i lo

7、ve you? - yes, you did. get out, loser.karen, ifs me aga in.rm sorry, i literally dont have an ybody else to talk to.absolutely. horrible mome nt, though. can i call you back?of course.does nt mea n rm n ot terribly concerned that your wife just died.un derstood.er, bugger off, call me later.so whaf

8、s this big n ews?weve bee n give n our parts in the n ativity playand im the lobster.-the lobster? - yeah.-in the n ativity play? - yeah. first lobster.there was more tha n one lobster prese nt at the birth of jesus?duh.best san dwiches in brita in.try my lovely nu ts?beautiful muffin for a beautifu

9、l lady.morning, my future wife.ok, you can stop there. than ks.i n eed a couple of orange gels.by the way, he in troduced me as joh n but every one calls me jack.oh, fine. nice to meet you, jack.he got me right, though. im just judy.great, just judy!-no surprises? - no surprises.-not like the stag n

10、i ght? - un like the stag ni ght.-you admit the prostitutes were a mistake?-i do.and it wouldve been much better if theyd not turned out to be men?that is true.good luck, kiddo.prime mini ster, over here!thank you.-welcome, prime mi nister. - woh! i must work on my wave.how are you?-how are you feel

11、i ng? - erm.cool. powerful.would you like to meet your householdyes, i would like that very much in deed.anything to put off actually running the coun try.-this is terence. hes in charge.- morning, sir.good mornin g. i had an uncle called tere nee.hated him, i thi nk he was a pervert. but i very muc

12、h like the look of you.-this is pat. - hello, pat.good morning, sir. im the housekeeper.oh, right. i should be easier tha n the last lot.no n appies, no tee nagers5 no scary wife. and this is natalie. shes new, like you.-hello, natalie. - hello, david. i mea n, sir.shit, i canft believe rve just sai

13、d that.and now ve gone and said nshith. twice.rm so sorry, sir.you couldve said fuck” and wed have bee n in real trouble.thank you, sir. i had a premon iti on i was gonna fuck up on my first day.oh, piss it!right, hi get my things and the n lets fix the coun try, shall we?yeah, i cant see why not.-i

14、ts all right. - did you see what i did?-yes, i did. -1 just wen t hblurh.-hello there. - im right over here.yeah, tm in here. ok. good. tha nk you.ah.oh, no.that is so inconvenient.staff?in the prese nee of god, peter and juliet have give n their consentand made their marriage vows to each other.the

15、yve declared their marriage by the givi ng of rin gs.i therefore proclaim that they are husba nd and wife.and you resisted the temptati on for surprises.yeah, tm mature now.nlove5 love, lovetove, love, love-tove, love, love.11 - did you do this?er, no.tove, love, love, love“theres nothing you can do

16、 that cant bedone1oh, it.叮heres nothing you can sing that cant be sung“theres nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the gameits easy“all you n eed is love“all you n eed is love“all you n eed is love, love“love is all you n eed.11look, its pikey.hello! what the hell are you doi ng here?oh

17、, i just popped over to borrow some old cds.-the lady of the house let you in, did she?-yeah.-lovely, obligi ng girl. - yeah.i thought rd pop back and see if shes better. this is good.-oh. - liste n, erm, tve bee n thinking.i think we ought to take mum out for her-i just feel weve bee n bad sons thi

18、s year.-sounds fine. a bit boring but fine.hurry up, big boy!rm n aked and i want you at least twice before jamie gets home.i am so happy to see you!-delicious delicacy? - er, no, tha nks.taste explosi on?-food? - no, tha nks.yeah, a bit dodgy, is nt it?looks like a dead babys fin ger. oooh.oh. tast

19、es like it, too.rm col in, by the way.-im na ncy. - wicked.-what do you do, nan cy? - im a cook.-ever do wedd in gs? - yes, i do.-they shouldfve asked you to do this one - they did.-god wish you had nt have tur ned itdow n. -1 did ntright.-ive worked out why i cant find true love.- why is that?en gl

20、ish girls. theyre stuck up, you see.and i am primarily attractive to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh.like america n girls. so i should just go to america!rd get a girlfrie nd there in sta ntly. what do you thin k?i think its crap, coli n.thafs where youye wrong.american girls would dig me wit

21、h my cute british acce nt.-you dont have a cute british acce nt.- yes, i do! im going to america.birthday on friday. what do you think?accept it.coli n, youye a ion ely, ugly arsehole.never. i am colin, god of sex. tm just on the wrong continent, thafs all.bit of quiet while we finish the lighting,

22、guys!-the traffic today was just-un believable.judy, could you take the top off this time?light ing n eed to know whe n were gonna see the, erm, n ipples and whe n were not.yes, ok. right. at least its nice and warm in here.not always the case, is it?i was sta nding in for brad pitt once on seve n y

23、ears in tibet.-yes, yeah. - bloody freez in gguys, times tight and we have to get the actors in.-fine. - i promise i wonft look.right, lets have ano ther look at that, please.can you just put your hands on her breasts?-ok, yeah. is that all right? - yes.hi warm them up!-and massage them, please. - r

24、ight.its jun ction 13 thats just murder, is nt it? total gridlock this morning.jo and i had a lot of time to prepare for this mome nt.some of her requests,for in sta nee, that i should bring claudia schiffer as my date to the fun eral,i was con fide nt she expected me to ignore.but others she was pr

25、etty damn clear about.when she first mentioned whafs about to happen,i said, hover my dead body.”and she said, hno, dani el, over min eand as usual, my darl ing girl.and sams darl ing mum was right.so shes going to say her final farewell to you not through me but,in evitably,ever so coolly,through t

26、he immortal genius of the bay city rollers.”bye bye baby, baby goodbye“goodbye baby, baby bye bye“bye bye babyan,i“dont make me cry goodbye baby, baby bye bye“youre the one girl in town id marry“girl id marry you now if i were freei wish it could becould love you but why begi n it?“cos there aint an

27、y future in it“shes got me but rm not free so”“bye bye baby, baby goodbye“goodbye baby, baby bye bye“bye bye baby, donft make me cry“goodbye baby, baby bye byewish i n ever had known you”do you love him?er, er, what?no, l-l just thought rd ask blun tly in case it was the right questio nand you n eed

28、ed some one to talk to about it and no one had ever asked you.no. no. no is the an swer. absolutely not.“o n my fin ger”so thavs a no, then?yes. erm.“bye bye baby, baby goodbye“goodbye baby, baby bye bye”this dj, what do you reck on?-the worst i n history? - probably.i think it all hangs on the next

29、 song.now heres one for the lovers.thafs quite a few of you, i should nt be surprised and a half.and they called it.-hes done it, its official. - worst dj in the world.“oh, i guess theyll n ever kno w”sarahs wait ing for you.oh, yes, of course, ermgreat, er, good, good.how are you doing, mia? settl

30、ing in fine? lear ning who to avoid?absolutely.-harry? - sarah,switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that youve bee n work ing here.two years, seve n mon ths,three days an d, i suppose, what, two hours?and how long have you bee n in love with karl, our eni gmatic chief desig ner?u

31、m.two years, seve n mon ths, three days an d, i suppose, an hour and 30 minu tes.thought as much.-do you think everybody kno ws? - yes.-do you think karl knows? - yes.oh, that is. that is bad n ews.i just thought that maybe the time had come to do someth ing about it.-like what? - in vite him out fo

32、r a drinkthe n casually men ti on youd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.-you know that? - yes.and so does karl.think about it, for all our sakes.its christmas.certainly. excellent. w川 do.than ks, boss.-hi, sarah. - hi, karl.babe. absolutely, fire away.mia, mia, would you turn that d

33、own?what is that?that was the christmas effort from the once great billy mack.oh, dear me, how are the mighty falle n.i can safely say that is the worst record rve heard this cen tury.oh, and coin cide ntally, i believe billy will be a gueston my friend mike*s show in a few mi nu tes1 time.welcome b

34、ack, bill.billy, welcome back to the airwaves.new christmas si ngle, cover of love is all arou nd.except weve cha nged the word love” to christmas.yes, is that an imports nt message to you, bill?not really, mike.christmas is a time for people with some one they love in their lives.-and thavs not you

35、? - thavs not me, michael.when i was young and successful, i was greedy and foolishand now rm left with no one, wrin kled and alone.-wow. tha nks for that, b川. for what?for actually giv ing a real an swer to a questi on.it does nt ofte n happe n here at radio watford, i can tell you.-ask me anything

36、,f j i tell you the truth.-best shag you ever had?-brit ney spears. - wow.no, on ly kiddi ng!-she was rubbish. - ok, heres one.how do you think the new record compares to your old, classic stuff?come on, mikey, you know as well as i do the records crap.but would nft it be great if number one this ch

37、ristmaswas nt some smug tee nagerbut an old ex-hero in addict search ing for a comeback at any price?those young popsters come christmas will be stretched out n akedwith a cute bird bala ncing on their balls and ni be stuck in some clingy flat with me man ager joe,ugliest man in the world,fuck ing m

38、iserable because our fuck ing gamble did nt pay off.so if you believe in father christmas, childre n, like your uncle billy does, buy my festeri ng turd of a record.and particularly enjoy the in credible crassnessof the mome nt we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.i think youye r

39、eferring to“if you really love christmas.n“come on and let it sno w.,f ouch.so, here it is one more time,the dark horse for this years christmas nu mber one,christmas is all arou nd. tha nk you, billy.after this, the n ews.is the new prime minister in trouble already?111 feel it in my fin gers i fee

40、l it in my toes” -ok. whats n ext? - the preside nts visit. ah, yes, yes. i fear this is going to be a difficult one to play. alex.theres a strong feeling in the party we must nt allow ourselves to be bullied-like the last gover nment. - here, here.this is our first really importa nt test, lets take

41、 a sta nd.right. right. i un d erst a nd that but i have decided.not to. not this time.lets not forget that america is the most powerful country in the world.im not going to act like a petulant child.who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?right.yeah, come in.-these are

42、 from the treasury.uh-huh.a nd these are for you.excelle nt. thanks a lot.i was hop ing youd win, not that i would nt have bee n n ice to the other bloke,just always give n him the bori ng biscuits with no chocolate.thanks very much. than ks.natalie.god, come on, get a grip. youye the prime mini ste

43、r, for gods sake.so what do you reck on to our new prime min ister?oh, i like him. i cant un dersta nd why hes not married, though.you know the type, hes married to his job.either that or gay as a pic nic basket.excuse me, judy, if you could just lower the n ipples-and cheat them a bit to the left?

44、- ok.i have to say, judy, this is a real pleasure, its lovely to find some one i can actually chat to.-thank you! - oh, well, you know.-and ditto. - thank you.the move aga in, please, judy.-ooh, sorry. - oh, god, sorry. you all right?-exciti ng news! - what?rve bought a ticket to the states. tm off

45、in three weeks.- no. - yes!- to a fan tastic place called wise onsin. -no!yes! wise onsin babes, here comes sir coli n!no, col! there are a few babes in america, i grant you, but theyye going out with rich, attractive guys.tone, youye just jealous.you know perfectly well that any bar any where in am

46、ericacontains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me- tha n the whole of the un ited kin gdom.no, tm wise. stateside i am prince william without the weird family.-no, coli n, no! - yes!-nyet! - da!-nei n! - ja5 darlin g!right, the christmas party, not my favourite ni ght of the

47、 yearand your un happy job to orga ni se.-tell me. - its basic, really.find a venue, over-order on the drin ks, bulk buy the guacamoleand advise the girls to avoid kevin if they want their breasts unfon died.-wives and family and stuff? - yeah. i mean, not childre n.but their wives and girlfrie nds,

48、 et cetera.oh, christ, you have nt got some horrible six-foot, tight-t-shirt-wearing boyfriend?no. ill just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.really?right.he now spe nds all the time in his room. i mean, hell be up there now.-thafs not unu sual. my horrid son- bernard?bern ard. st

49、ays in his room all the time.tha nk good ness.yeah, but karen, this is all the time.rm afraid that theres someth ing really wrong, you know?i mean, clearly its about his mumbut christ, he might be inject ing heroin into his eyeballs for all i know.at the age of 11 ?well, maybe not his eyeballs, the

50、n. maybe just his veins.the problem is his mum always used to-that is total bollocks. youye mad. talk to him, you know, an d.can do about it.-no.i dont know, this whole stepfather thing seems sudde nly to somehow matter like it n ever did before.liste n, it was always going to be a totally shit time

51、.just be patie nt.and maybe check the room for n eedles.and the n whe n he sometimes does come out, its obvious hes bee n crying.ifs just such a ridiculous waste.and now if ifs going to ruin samfs life as well.i just dont know.get a grip.people hate sissies.no on es ever gonna shag you if you cry al

52、l the time.yeah. absolutely.helpful.so, whafs the problem, samuel?is it just mum or is it someth ing else, huh?maybe school?are you being bullied?or is it someth ing worse?can you give me any clues at all?-you really want to know? - i really want to know.even though you wont be able to help?even if

53、thafs the case, yeah.ok. well.truth is, actually.rm in love.sorry?i know i should be thi nking about mum and i am but rm in love.i was before she died and theres nothing-arent you a bit young to be in love?-no.ah, well. ok, well.rm a little relieved.-why? - because i.thought itd be someth ing worse.

54、worse tha n the total agony of being in love?er.no, youye right.total ago ny.-night, sarah. - night, karl.yeah, absolutely.free as a bird. fire away.alone aga in.naturally.-hi deal with it. - mm.-ah. natalie. - sir.than ks.natalie.erm, tm starting to feel.un comfortable about us work ing so closely

55、every dayand me knowing so little about you, it seems elitist and wrong.well, theres not much to know.well, erm, where do you live, for in sta nee?wan dsworth. the dodgy end.-ah, my sister lives in wan dsworth. - oh.so which exactly is the dodgy end?at the end of the high street, harris street, n ea

56、r the quee ns head.-oh, yeah, yeah, that is dodgy. - hm.erm, and you live with your husba nd? boyfrie nd?-three illegitimate but charming children?rve just split up with my boyfrie nd, so rmback with my mum and dad for a while.-ah. sorry. - no, its fine.rm well shot of him.-he said i was gett ing fat. - i beg your pard on?he said no on ed fancy a girl with thighs the size of tree trun ks.not