1、Okay, here we are.好，我們到了。Home, sweet home .甜蜜的家So, this is, like, your house?這就是你家？Wait a sec.等等Youre the guy who pretendedhe was a recorded message!你就是那個(gè)假扮答錄機(jī)的家伙！No, that was someone else.不，你認(rèn)錯(cuò)了Can I hold your hand?能拉著我嗎？No.不行When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought thisd be more like Annie.我還以

2、為被這個(gè)禿子領(lǐng)養(yǎng)以后會有什么好地方住呢No, hey!喂，別這樣！Kyle, these are not treats.These are guests.凱爾，不是給你吃的，這些是客人Girls, this is Kyle, my姑娘們，這是凱爾，我的dog.狗Fluffy doggy!毛毛狗！What kind of dog is that?這算是哪種狗？He is a. I dont know.他是我也說不清Do you really think that this isan appropriate place for little kids?你覺得這地方真的適合小孩子住？Cause it

3、s not.我不覺得No! No! Stay away from there!不，不！別去碰那個(gè)！Its fragile.容易碎的Well, I supposethe plan will work with two.也許我的計(jì)劃兩個(gè)人就夠了Hey! Its dark in here.喂！里面好黑的It poked a hole in my juice box.我的飲料被扎了個(gè)洞As you can see,你們看I have provided everythinga child might need.我已經(jīng)準(zhǔn)備好了小孩子所需的一切（食物、水、屎尿）All right.好了Okay. As I

4、was saying. Hey!剛才說到喂！Somebody broke that.有人闖禍了Okay, okay.Clearly, we need to set some rules.好吧，看來我們得定一些規(guī)矩Rule number one.第一條You will not touch anything.你們什么也不能碰What about the floor?地板呢？Yes, you may touch the floor.可以碰地板What about the air?空氣呢？Yes, you may touch the air!可以碰空氣！What about this?這個(gè)呢？- Wh

5、ere did you get that?- Found it.- 你怎么拿到的？- 撿的Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while Im working.第二條，工作時(shí)不要打擾我Rule number three.第三條規(guī)矩You will not cry or whineor laugh or giggle不準(zhǔn)哭不準(zhǔn)笑不準(zhǔn)發(fā)牢騷or sneeze or burp or fart!不準(zhǔn)打嗝打噴嚏或者放屁！So, no, no, no annoying sounds.All right?總之，一切煩人的聲音都不能有明白？Does this count as annoying?這算不算煩人？Very!相當(dāng)?shù)?！I will see you in six hours.六小時(shí)后見Okay, dont worry.Everythings g