好運(yùn)查理/查莉成長(zhǎng)日記/GoodLuckCharlie第一季第二集S01E02BabyComeBackHi,Charlie.It'sTeddyhere.嗨Charlie我是TeddySorightnowyou'reninemonthsold現(xiàn)在你只有九個(gè)月大andeverythingisgoinggreat.不過(guò)一切都很順利Well,almosteverything.呃差不多一切都順利吧NowwhatI'mabouttoshowyouiskindofdisturbing,現(xiàn)在我要帶你去看的東西可能會(huì)有點(diǎn)囧Sobraceyourself.所以做好心理準(zhǔn)備哦Mmm,thesesandwicheswillbeyummywummy.嗯這些三明治一定會(huì)好好吃的Yes,theywill,yes,theywill.沒(méi)錯(cuò)會(huì)的沒(méi)錯(cuò)會(huì)的Momanddadhavebeentalkinglikethat媽媽爸爸從你一出生就開(kāi)始用這種腔調(diào)講話(huà)了eversinceyouarrived媽媽爸爸從你一出生就開(kāi)始用這種腔調(diào)講話(huà)了Andifit'snotoversoon,I'mgonnagocrazywazy.如果他們繼續(xù)這樣子的話(huà)我會(huì)發(fā)瘋瘋的-PJ!-what?-PJ-怎么了Whatareyoulisteningto?你在聽(tīng)什么呢Idownloadedapodcastonthehistoryofballet.我下了個(gè)芭蕾歷史的播客聽(tīng)-youlikethat?-Morethanbabytalk.-你喜歡聽(tīng)那玩意兒?jiǎn)?總比聽(tīng)兒語(yǔ)好Wouldyoulikesomefishywishieswithyourcookiewookie?你想給你的餅餅配點(diǎn)魚(yú)魚(yú)一起吃嗎Yes,Iwould,yes,Iwould.是的我想是的我想Wait,guys,Charlieisn'tevenhere.等等兩位Charlie又不在這兒No,widdlebabytakeanappywappyupstairs.是啊愛(ài)尿床的寶寶正在樓上睡覺(jué)覺(jué)呢Sowhyareyouguysstilltalkinglikethat?那為什么你們兩個(gè)說(shuō)話(huà)還這個(gè)調(diào)調(diào)Idon't"weawy"know.我一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)都不知道Iguesswe'rejustkindafried.我想是因?yàn)槲覀儍蓚€(gè)有些暈頭轉(zhuǎn)向了Well,weworkallday,takecareofababyallnight.我們白天工作了一整天晚上還要照顧寶寶Workshift,babyshift工作和照顧寶寶來(lái)回?fù)Q班I'vebarelygottimetomakedoo-doo我都沒(méi)有時(shí)間去解手手了Well,whenwasthelasttimeyouguyshadanightout?你們兩個(gè)上次晚上一起出門(mén)玩是什么時(shí)候Youknow,likejustthetwoofyou--likeadate?你知道的比如去約會(huì)之類(lèi)的只有你們兩個(gè)Teddymadeafunny.Teddy真會(huì)說(shuō)笑笑啊Afunnywunny.好好笑的玩笑你會(huì)喜歡將來(lái)的你Hanginthere,Baby寶貝不要放棄Allright,youguyshavefun.Stayoutaslateasyouwant.好了祝你們兩個(gè)玩得開(kāi)心想玩到多晚就玩到多晚Butnottoomuchfun--Wehaveenoughkidsalready.但是別玩過(guò)頭了家里的孩子已經(jīng)夠多了I'mserious.我是說(shuō)真的Okay,everyone,begood,havefun,loveyou.好了大家都要乖過(guò)得開(kāi)心我愛(ài)你們-Yeahyeah.-Allright.-是啊是啊-好吧Hey,Teddy,thanksfordoingthis.Teddy謝謝你能這么做It'sgonnabeniceforyourmomandI讓你媽媽和我一起享受段特別時(shí)光tohavesomespecialtimetogether這樣真的不錯(cuò)-Bob,moveyourbutt!-I'mcoming!-Bob趕快過(guò)來(lái)-就來(lái)了Allright,sowedivideitupevenly,好了我們平均分配下任務(wù)吧WeeachgettospendanhourwithCharlie.我們一人照顧C(jī)harlie一個(gè)小時(shí)Whowantstogofirst?誰(shuí)想第一個(gè)來(lái)Ithinkyoushouldgofirst.我認(rèn)為你應(yīng)該第一個(gè)來(lái)Andsecondandthird,sincethiswasyouridea.第二個(gè)第三個(gè)也該你來(lái)因?yàn)檫@就是你的主意Hey,I'mnotdoingthisallbymyself.嘿我一個(gè)人哪能把所有的事情都干完youguyshavetohelpout.你們兩個(gè)必須得幫忙Fine.I'llgofourth.好吧我第四個(gè)來(lái)Thereisnofourth.根本沒(méi)有第四個(gè)ImeantIshallgoforthtotheparktoshootsomehoop.我是說(shuō)我要?jiǎng)由砣ス珗@打會(huì)兒籃球（注：第四(fourth)和向外(forth)同音）Youwanttogototheparksobadly,既然你這么想去公園Thenwhydon'tyoujusttakeCharlie?為什么不順便把Charlie也帶上What'sababysupposedtodoatthepark?一個(gè)小寶寶在公園能干些什么Babiesloveparks.youcanshowhertheduckpond,寶寶們都喜歡公園啊你可以帶她去看看鴨池Thebluesky,clouds.看看藍(lán)天白云We'rejustgonnalookatstuff?that'swhatTVisfor.我們出去只是閑看嗎那還要電視干嗎Yeahhehhah,allright!耶哈哈真爽Thisisgreat.Whee!這太好玩了喔Yes,whoo!真棒噢Whatareyoulookingat?Iwasherefirst.你看什么看我可是先到的Hey,youcanridethatduck.嘿你可以去騎那只鴨子Icouldn'tridetheduck.I'dlooksillyontheduck.我不能去騎那只鴨子我要是去騎鴨子看起來(lái)就太傻了Fine.好吧Heythere,Charlie.Arewehavingfunyet?嘿Charlie我們是不是玩得很開(kāi)心啊Allright.好的Man,youseenakid'sbirthdaypartyaroundhereanywhere?哥們你有沒(méi)有看到有小孩在附近開(kāi)生日派對(duì)啊I'mtheentertainment.我得過(guò)去表演呢Isawabouncehouseoftheotherendofthepark.我在公園的那邊看到了一個(gè)充氣小屋Abouncyhouse,eh?Great.充氣小屋是嗎這下好了AnothertriptotheER.這次我又得被送進(jìn)急診室了Whoareyousupposedtobeanyway?你這身裝束是想裝扮成誰(shuí)啊Plasticman,rubberman?塑料俠還是橡膠俠No,thoseareallregisteredtrademarks.不那些都已經(jīng)成為注冊(cè)商標(biāo)了I'mCaptainStretchy.我扮的是彈力王船長(zhǎng)Thereusedtobea"CS"here,butitcameoffinthewash.這里本來(lái)印著個(gè)"CS"的不過(guò)洗衣服的時(shí)候被洗掉了Sowhat'syoursuperpower?那你的超能力是什么Superelasticity.超級(jí)柔韌性Hey,look,there'saquarter.嘿快看地上有個(gè)硬幣Ah,forgetit.唉算了吧Notlikeit'sadollar,right?反正又不是一塊的對(duì)吧-Hi.-Hi.-嗨-嗨Oh,yeah,Ilikeyourtasteinstrollers.噢你選得嬰兒車(chē)不錯(cuò)我喜歡你的品位Thanks,youtoo.謝謝你也是-Thatbaby'ssocute.-Youtoo.-那個(gè)寶寶好可愛(ài)啊-你也是Oh,Imeanyourstoo.噢我是說(shuō)你的寶寶也是-I'mEmma.-I'mPJ-我叫Emma-我叫PJ-Who'sthislittleguy?-Mybrother.-這個(gè)小寶寶是誰(shuí)-我弟弟We'rejustoutforourstroll.Wedothiseveryday.我們就是出來(lái)散散步每天都這樣Ustoo.LikeIalwayssay,babiesloveparks.我們也是正如我經(jīng)常說(shuō)的寶寶們喜歡公園-Wouldyouliketositforabit?-Sure.-想一起坐會(huì)嗎-好啊SoIsawyoutalkingtoCaptainStretchyearlier.我看到你剛才在跟彈力王船長(zhǎng)說(shuō)話(huà)Oh,yeah,hewaslost.噢是啊他迷路了-Notmuchofasuperhero,right?-Oh,he'stheworst.-他可不怎么像超級(jí)英雄是吧-噢他遜透了Wehiredhimformybrother'sbirthdayparty我弟弟生日派對(duì)的時(shí)候我們請(qǐng)他去表演-andhesatonthecake.-Thatsoundsawful.-結(jié)果他一屁股坐到蛋糕上了-聽(tīng)起來(lái)很悲劇啊Oh,itgetsworse.噢這還不是最悲劇的Thecandleswaslit,sohesatinthepunch蠟燭已經(jīng)點(diǎn)上了所以他坐進(jìn)燭臺(tái)里去了That'ssoweird.這也太古怪了Imeanhelookslikesuchaqualityentertainer.我是說(shuō)他看起來(lái)像是個(gè)很棒的演藝人啊Youknow,PJ,I'mreallyimpressedthat知道嗎PJ我真的很佩服youtakeyourbabysistertothepark.你肯帶你的小妹妹來(lái)公園Mybrotherswouldneverdoanythinglikethat.我的兄弟們永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)這么做Ihopenot.Sheismysister.希望他們別來(lái)她是我的妹妹啊Nowwatchclosely.InthishandIhaveaquarter現(xiàn)在看好了我這只手里有一枚硬幣Andintheother,anordinaryegg.而這只手拿的是一個(gè)普通雞蛋NowIputtheminthishat,spinthemaroundalittle現(xiàn)在我把它們放進(jìn)這個(gè)帽子里轉(zhuǎn)上一小圈Andpresto.然后轉(zhuǎn)眼間Justoutofcuriosity,好奇地問(wèn)一句Whatwassupposedtohappen?這個(gè)魔術(shù)本該是什么結(jié)果Ilovethisbaby.我喜歡這個(gè)寶寶Anytimeshewantstogotothepark,signmeup.不管她什么時(shí)候想上公園盡管找我Whathappenedtoyou?你中什么邪了Let'sjustsaycharliemadeafriend,PJmadeafriend.這么說(shuō)吧Charlie交了個(gè)朋友PJ也交上了個(gè)朋友Oh--anddideitheryouoryourfriend噢那你或者你的朋友有沒(méi)有幫著換尿布呢bothertochangeadiaper?噢那你或者你的朋友有沒(méi)有幫著換尿布呢There'snotimeforthat.IwastoobusytalkingtoEmma.根本沒(méi)時(shí)間換我忙著和Emma聊天呢-Who'semma?-Avision,-Emma是誰(shuí)-我的夢(mèng)中情人Anangel,thegirlwho'smovedintomyheart.一個(gè)天使一個(gè)占據(jù)我心扉的女孩Didyoutellheraboutthevacancyinyourbrain?你有沒(méi)有告訴她你腦袋里空空如也這個(gè)事實(shí)呢-PJ?-what?-PJ-怎么了Youbroughthomethewrongbaby.你把別人的寶寶帶回家來(lái)了What?Ididnot.什么我才沒(méi)有Takealook!Wrongparts.你自己看看生理結(jié)構(gòu)不對(duì)There'snothingwrongwiththoseparts.起碼他那個(gè)地方的功能還很正常Howcouldyoubringhomethewrongbaby?你怎么會(huì)帶錯(cuò)寶寶回家呢I'msorry.Igotalittledistracted.我很抱歉我那時(shí)候有點(diǎn)分心了Emmaisreallycute.Emma真是太可愛(ài)了Yeah,well,sowasoursister.是啊我們的妹妹也是Comeon,let'sgototheparkandfindher.快點(diǎn)我們?nèi)ス珗@找她Relax!Igothernumber.急啥我有她的電話(huà)號(hào)碼Thenwhatareyouwaitingfor?callher.那你還等什么快給她打電話(huà)呀Waitasecond.等等Isittoosoon?是不是有點(diǎn)太早了IfIcallnow,she'llthinkI'mdesperate.如果我現(xiàn)在就打給她她會(huì)覺(jué)得我迫不及待的Oh,youaredesperate.噢你本來(lái)就迫不及待了Goodpoint.說(shuō)的好Hello,isEmmathere?你好請(qǐng)問(wèn)Emma在嗎ThisisaChineserestaurant?你說(shuō)你們是家中國(guó)菜餐館Sure,I'llhearthespecials.好啊給我介紹一下特色菜吧Shegaveyouthewrongnumber.她給了你個(gè)假號(hào)碼Whocouldn'tseethatonecoming?純屬意料之中ButIgavehergumandhelpedherchangeapoopydiaper.可我都請(qǐng)她吃了一片口香糖還幫她給寶寶換掉了臟尿布Itwassoromantic.一切都那么浪漫Well,whatdowedonow?呃我們現(xiàn)在該怎么辦Ohno!噢不Himom,whatup?嗨媽媽有事嗎Yeah,everything'sgoinggreat.whywouldn'titbe?是的一切都好得很為什么會(huì)不好呢We'rejusthavingagrandoldtimeherewith--我們正過(guò)得開(kāi)心著呢和Baby寶寶一起Yeah,sureyoucantalktohim.herher!當(dāng)然你當(dāng)然可以和他說(shuō)話(huà)了是她她Talktomommy.和媽媽說(shuō)句話(huà)吧Whatdoyoumeanthatdidn'tsoundlikeCharlie?聽(tīng)起來(lái)不像Charlie你什么意思What,doyoujustthink什么你以為是我在對(duì)著話(huà)筒模仿寶寶的聲音嗎I'mmakingbabynoisesintothephone?什么你以為是我在對(duì)著話(huà)筒模仿寶寶的聲音嗎Mom,that'scrazy.媽媽那也太瘋狂了Allright,bye.Saybye,Charlie.好了再見(jiàn)說(shuō)再見(jiàn)吧CharlieNotthatI'minthepositiontocriticize,我不是想批評(píng)你ButIwasgettingmoremonkey.不過(guò)我變得更不知所措了Comeon,let'sgotothepark.快點(diǎn)我們?nèi)ス珗@AndmeetthegirlwhoblewoffPJ?去找那個(gè)不待見(jiàn)PJ的女孩嗎I'mthere.我去定了-Idon'tseeher.-PJ,whatdidshelooklike?-我沒(méi)看到她-PJ她長(zhǎng)啥樣Shewashot,butwhatdoesitmatter?她很漂亮不過(guò)那有什么關(guān)系Maybeweshouldcallsomeone.也許我們?cè)撜胰藥兔hodoyoucallwhenyousearchababy.找寶寶時(shí)該找什么人幫忙呢CaptainStretchy!彈力王船長(zhǎng)Whatisthat?那是什么東西You'restillhere?你還在這里啊Everysaturdayandsundayalldaylong.我每個(gè)周六和周日都整天待在這里Stayinschool,kids.回學(xué)校待著吧孩子們Justtheguyweneededtosee.他正是我們要找的人Ithinkyoucanhelpus.我覺(jué)得你能幫助我們Hey,kid,I'mjustanentertainer.嘿孩子我只是個(gè)耍把式的Ican'tgetmommyanddaddybacktogether.我可不能讓你爸爸媽媽破鏡重圓No,youdon'tunderstand.不你誤會(huì)了Iwastalkingtoagirlhereearlier,我剛才在這里和一個(gè)女孩聊天Andshesaidthatyouworkedapartyforherbrother.她說(shuō)了你在她弟弟的生日派對(duì)上表演過(guò)So?Iworklotsofparties.那又如何我在很多派對(duì)上表演過(guò)呢Wherewasthepartywhereyoufelloncake?你表演時(shí)摔到蛋糕上了的派對(duì)是哪個(gè)Yougotthreehours?你們能聽(tīng)我講三個(gè)小時(shí)么Thisisreallyimportant.Weneedtofindher.這真的很重要我們得找到她Interestingsituation.Youkidsneedinfo,有意思你們幾個(gè)需要打探消息-AndIneedamirdle.-Whatisamirdle?-而我需要一個(gè)“男腰”-什么是“男腰”That'samangirdle.Andtheyain'tcheap.就是個(gè)給男人用的腰帶那玩意兒可不便宜Yeah,neitherisdrycleaning,apparently.是啊顯然干洗也不便宜Hername'sEmma.Didshecomebacktothepark?她的名字叫Emma她后來(lái)回過(guò)這個(gè)公園嗎Well,maybeshedid這個(gè)也許她回來(lái)過(guò)Andmaybeshedidn't.也許她沒(méi)回來(lái)過(guò)Stoprubbingyourfingerstogetherandanswermyquestion.別捻你的手指了好好回答我的問(wèn)題Hewantsabribe.他想要點(diǎn)好處Ican'tbelieveit.真是不敢相信Here.給你HereiswhatIknow:HernameisEmma.告訴你我知道的情況吧她叫EmmaIjusttoldyouthat.這一點(diǎn)我剛都告訴你了Ididn'tsaytheinformationwasfresh.我可沒(méi)說(shuō)我會(huì)告訴你什么新東西Yeah,Iknowthegirl.沒(méi)錯(cuò)我認(rèn)識(shí)那個(gè)女孩Shecomesfromabigfamily--seven,eightkids.她家可是一個(gè)大家庭有七八個(gè)小孩ForthemI'vebeen...給他們家表演的時(shí)候我扮演過(guò)AstronautPete,cowboyBob...宇航員Pete牛仔Bob-MagicMarv?-Yeah!You'refamiliarwithmywork.-魔術(shù)師Marv-沒(méi)錯(cuò)你真是對(duì)我的工作了如指掌啊Yeah,anditstinks.是啊我還知道你很遜I'mjuststartingoff我才剛開(kāi)始學(xué)魔術(shù)-AndI'mabettermagicianthanyouare.-Ohyeah?-我的魔術(shù)已經(jīng)比你變得棒了-噢是嗎Youthinkthisiseasy,huh?here.你覺(jué)得變魔術(shù)很簡(jiǎn)單是吧拿著Turnthatintoaschnauzer.把這個(gè)變成一只髯狗Youcan'tdoit,huh?變不出來(lái)吧對(duì)吧Maybeit'sbecauseyoudon'thavethechops!也許是因?yàn)槟悴贿^(guò)是半桶水的水平Well,Stretchy,doyouknowwhereshelives?好了彈力王你知道她住在哪兒?jiǎn)醂eah,aroundheresomewhere.知道就在這附近的某處-I'dknowitifIsawit.-Great!-我一看到就能認(rèn)出來(lái)的-太好了Nowyouhelpustonightandwe'll你今晚要是幫我們找到她getyouintothatmirdletomorrow.明天我們就幫你圍上“男腰”O(jiān)h,andyouunderstandwe'renotactually噢你明白我的意思不是我們親自動(dòng)手Gonnaputyouintoit?Thatyouhavetodobyyourself.給你圍上而是你得自己圍吧Yeah,Igetit.嗯我明白Allright,comeon,guys,wehavetogofindher.好了走吧各位我們必須得找到她Uh,hey--CaptainStretchy,away!啊嘿?gòu)椓ν醮L(zhǎng)出發(fā)-Truck'sthisway.-Oh,okay.-車(chē)在這邊-噢好吧Orderwhateveryouwant,honey.Igetadiscounthere.隨便點(diǎn)你想吃的東西親愛(ài)的我在這兒可以打折的Thisplaceisoneofmybestcustomers.這家店是我的最大客戶(hù)之一Notwhatyouwanttohearfromanexterminator.在這兒聽(tīng)到一個(gè)滅蟲(chóng)專(zhuān)家這么說(shuō)可不是什么好事Oh,lookatthat.噢快看那邊Oh,fajitas.噢墨西哥肉卷Notthat,thebaby.不是那個(gè)是那個(gè)寶寶Alittlebabyinastrollerjustlikeours.那個(gè)小寶寶的嬰兒車(chē)和我們的一模一樣啊Yeah,okay,honey,是啊好了親愛(ài)的Thisissupposedtobeanightawayfromthebaby.今晚我們應(yīng)該暫時(shí)忘掉寶寶的事的Solet'scomeback.所以我們接著點(diǎn)菜吧Okayokay,I'mback.好吧好吧接著點(diǎn)菜I'mback.Justgottaruntotheladies'room.接著點(diǎn)菜我得先去趟洗手間Ohoh,hey,listen,whileyou'reinthere,噢噢嘿聽(tīng)著你去洗手間時(shí)Couldyoucheckthetraps?能不能順便檢查下滅蟲(chóng)誘餌Hola.你們好Adios.再見(jiàn)Bob,willyougooverandlookatthatbaby?Bob你能過(guò)去看看那個(gè)寶寶嗎-Ithinkit'sCharlie.-What?!-我想那是Charlie-什么Youheardme,thatisCharlie!你聽(tīng)到我說(shuō)的話(huà)了那個(gè)寶寶是CharlieSweetheart,wouldyousitdown,please?親愛(ài)的拜托你能不能坐下來(lái)Iwillnotsitdown.我才不坐下呢Amotherknowsherownbabyandthatismybaby.母親總是能認(rèn)出她自己的寶寶的而那就是我的寶寶Honey,seriously,whatdoyouthinkhappenedhere?親愛(ài)的說(shuō)真的你覺(jué)得能出什么事Inthelasthoursomebodywentovertoourhouse,總不可能是剛才有人闖進(jìn)我們的房子Borrowedourbabythenbroughtheroutforchipsandguac?劫走我們的寶寶然后再帶她過(guò)來(lái)吃薯?xiàng)l和鱷梨色拉吧Idon'tknow,it'sabigfamily.我可不確定他們可是一大家子-Maybethat'showtheygettheirbabies.-Sweetheart,-也許他們就是這樣搞到那么多孩子的-親愛(ài)的Ithinkyou'rejustmissingCharlie我覺(jué)得是因?yàn)槟闾隒harlie了Andyou'rehavingalittleseparationanxiety.因而有一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)分離焦慮癥了Oh,okay.噢好吧You'reright.你說(shuō)的對(duì)Crazywazy.發(fā)瘋瘋了-Imean,thatisn'tpossible,right?-Exactly.-我是說(shuō)那絕對(duì)不可能是吧-沒(méi)錯(cuò)I'mjustgoingtogototheladies'roomonemoretime.我得再去趟洗手間Sitdown.坐下Nowlet'senjoytherestofournightout現(xiàn)在讓我們?cè)谶@家漂亮的餐館Atthisverylovelyrestaurant.盡情享受我們剩下的晚宴時(shí)光-Okay?-Okay.-好嗎-好吧I'mneededinthekitchen.廚房里有情況需要我去處理-Charlie!-Emma!-Charlie-Emma-Marco!-Polo.-Marco-Polo（注：一種抓人游戲，抓人者閉眼喊Marco，被抓一方喊Polo回應(yīng)）Gabe,nothelping.Gabe別鬧了Stretchy,isanyofthislookingfamiliar?彈力王這地方你看著眼熟嗎Maybeitdoes,maybeitdoesn't.也許有些熟也許不熟Youarenotgettinganymoremoney.我不會(huì)再給你錢(qián)了No,Ihavenightblindness.不是我有夜盲癥AllI'mseeingisshapes.晚上我只能依稀看出輪廓來(lái)Whydidn'tyoumentionthatearlier?你為什么不早說(shuō)Ineededaridehome.我得搭個(gè)順風(fēng)車(chē)回家Stophere.在這兒停車(chē)Oh,great.Mom'sup.噢這下好了媽媽起床了MaybeI'lljusthangwithyoukids.也許我該跟你們幾個(gè)小孩待在一起CaptainStretchy,away.彈力王船長(zhǎng)下車(chē)-Goodnight,Stretchy.-Goodnight,Stretchy.-晚安彈力王-晚安彈力王Goodnight.晚安Nowwhat?現(xiàn)在怎么辦Wedidn'thitthestreetsonthenorthendofthepark.我們還沒(méi)去公園北邊那邊的路上找過(guò)呢PJ,wecan'tkeepdrivingaroundallnight.PJ我們不能漫無(wú)目標(biāo)地開(kāi)上一整夜吧It'sover.Wehavetotellmomanddad.不能再這樣了我們必須告訴爸爸媽媽了-But---No,it'llbeokay.-可是-不沒(méi)關(guān)系的Theyknowwhattodo.Theyalwaysdo.他們知道該怎么辦他們從來(lái)都知道HowamIgonnatellthemIlostourbabysister?我該怎么告訴他們我把自己的小妹妹弄丟了I'mtheoldest.我是最大的孩子They'regonnathinkI'mthemostresponsible.他們會(huì)覺(jué)得我該負(fù)最大責(zé)任的PJ,ifitmakesyoufeelanybetter,PJ不知道我這么說(shuō)會(huì)不會(huì)讓你好受點(diǎn)Nobodythinksthat.沒(méi)人會(huì)那么覺(jué)得WhydoIalwaysmesseverythingup?我為什么總是把事情搞砸Youknowwhat?Thiscouldhavehappenedtoanyofus.知道嗎我們誰(shuí)都可能闖下這種禍Allright,probablymostlikelyyou,but--好吧也許最可能的是你但是Thisone,we'reallinittogether.這一次我們會(huì)共同承擔(dān)責(zé)任的Thanks.謝謝Hey,look,嘿快看CaptainStretchydroppedhisdriver'slicense.彈力王船長(zhǎng)把他的駕照落下了Hundredseventyfivelbs,mybutt!175磅我的老天Theretheyare.他們?cè)谀沁匒llright,let'sgetthisoverwith.好了我們過(guò)去坦白吧Doyouthinkitwouldbebetterorworse你覺(jué)得我們讓這個(gè)墨西街頭樂(lè)團(tuán)幫忙ifwehadthemariachideliverthenews.傳個(gè)口信比較好呢還是會(huì)讓情況變得更糟呢Ifit'sinspanish,probablybetter.如果他們用西班牙語(yǔ)傳達(dá)也許會(huì)比較好Wait,Idon'tbelieveit.等等真是不敢相信-That'sEmma.-Sothat'sCharlie.-那是Emma-那么那個(gè)就是Charlie了Yes!Oh,we'resaved.真棒哦我們得救了-Notquite.-Hey,kids.-還不一定呢-嘿孩子們-Whatnow?-I'llletyouknowwhenIthinkofit.-現(xiàn)在怎么辦-等我想出辦法來(lái)了再通知你Mom,dad,hi.媽媽爸爸嗨-Hi.-Whatareyoudoinghere?-嗨-你們幾個(gè)來(lái)這兒干嘛WejustrealizedyoumustbemissingCharlie,我們覺(jué)得你們一定會(huì)想Charlie的Sowebroughther.所以我們帶她過(guò)來(lái)了Oh,Teddy,you'renotfoolingme.噢Teddy你騙不了我的-I'mnot?-Nope.-我露餡了-沒(méi)錯(cuò)YouspentalittletoomuchtimewithCharlie你一定是照顧C(jī)harlie時(shí)間太長(zhǎng)了Andyou'rereadytohandheroverearly.然后想早點(diǎn)把她交給我吧Well,Iwouldn'tsaytoomuchtime.這個(gè)其實(shí)也不能算是時(shí)間太長(zhǎng)了吧Well,Iamreadytoo,soletmeather.不過(guò)我也想接手了所以還是我來(lái)照看她吧-GimmeGimmeGimme.-Mom,Mom,Mom.-給我吧給我吧給我吧-媽媽媽You'reonadate.Letmebringhertoyou.你正在約會(huì)呢還是我把她給你抱過(guò)來(lái)吧Here?Wait,now?這里嗎等等現(xiàn)在嗎Well,allright.那好吧-Hey,mom.-Hi,baby.-嘿媽媽-嘿寶貝-Hey.-Hey,dad.-嘿-嘿爸爸-SomethingIwanttoshowyou.-Whatisit,honey?-我想給你們表演個(gè)節(jié)目-什么節(jié)目親愛(ài)的Andnowformynexttrick,我的下一個(gè)魔術(shù)就是I'mgonnamakeaboydisappear.我會(huì)把一個(gè)男孩變不見(jiàn)的Youknow,youshouldbeashamedofyourself.知道嗎你應(yīng)該為你自己感到羞恥Youleadaguyon,makehimthinkyouhaveaconnection,你勾引了一個(gè)男孩讓他以為你們之間心有