1、英語幽默笑話三篇笑一笑，十年少。愁一愁，白了頭。為了讓大家也能笑一笑，下面是WTT為您收集整理的英語幽默笑話三篇，希望大家開心!想做壞夢Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, “Mom, I had a dream last night that I&_39;d passed today&_39;s exam.”“Don&_39;t trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the

2、opposite.” Mother replied.“Then I do hope I&_39;ll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight,” Tom said.在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試?！薄安灰嘈艍?，親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反?！眿寢尨鸬??！澳敲矗艺嫦Ｍ诮裢淼膲糁?，我的其他功課都不及格?！睖氛f。我教老師Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Not

3、hing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.母親問她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?兒子驕傲地說：什么都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。一分一塊錢A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Onc

4、e the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙