1、三打白骨精英文小劇復習英語小劇 :( 王雪萌組 )Three Times Beating Monster(三打白骨精 ) 人物 :T 唐僧 ( 梁潔飾 ) S: 孫悟空( 王雪萌飾 ) E: 豬八戒 ( 周一飾 ) J: 沙僧 ( 郭浩程飾 )B: 白骨精 ( 張曼筠飾 )B:B 變成的村姑 ( 李若然飾 ) B:B 變成的太婆 ( 張 12楠飾 )B:B 變化成的老頭 ( 孫繼源飾 ) N: 哪吒 ( 佟磊飾 ) 3T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E: ( 摸出，遞給 S)S: Look,master (湊近 T),

2、(T、 S 一齊轉向 E) T: Bajie!How Many times Ihave told you, not to bring these pictures ofbeautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回 )T: ( 縮手 )I ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But,T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (遞)Here.Em, wehave arrived in White Tiger Mountai

3、n!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐 )Mystomach doesn t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will,.S: You will what(兇相 )?E: (軟禁 )I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤 ).S: Hm!T:( 輕咳 )Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get mesome food?E: You see ,m

4、aster is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is awayT: Em,.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?,.S: No problem!(安裝 )(B 已躲在一旁偷看 )E: This is,.?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master s books. So

5、 I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay init!T: Em,Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!( 走)T: Let s play cards!( 三人開始打牌 ) 音樂斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成 B) 1B( 接近三人，望著)Can I join you? 1:T: I m sorry,lady. We are pla

6、ying Fighting Against three people are enough.Landlord andB: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 1T: Bomb?( 打出 )B: Double King! 1T: Oh,.I win! Em,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme!( 準備開電網門 )S: ( 回來，看見 B)Oh,monster!( 上前就打 ) 1B: ( 倒)Ah, 1T: ( 氣憤 )Wukong! Look what you have done! She is my teacher!S:

7、 She is a monster!T: Nonsense!( 深呼吸 )S: Oh,please dont,T:It s too late!(唱)Once more,you open the door,(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no,(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳 )Wukong,I mdisappointed with you! B: (真身出現 )Hm!Sun Wukong, Illteach you alesson!(變成太婆 )B:Hello,have you seen my daughter? 2T: Daughter?.(連忙擋住地尸體)No

8、,sorry!(陪笑， B 想看后面是什么，T擋 )2S: (咬牙切齒 )You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打B,B 躲至T22 身后， S 打，不想打到T 頭，T 暈， S 再打死B) 2E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶 T)J: Look,(伸食指 )how many?T:Two,.(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B) 3B: (看到B,B 尸體 )Oh,.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊 )312S: Ill kill you, monster

9、!(打 )T: ( 想阻止，未及 )You,you.(險些暈， E,J 扶住 )You have killed threelives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S: ( 悲，離去 )( 音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛 ) 人鬼情未了E: Master, brother Monkey is.T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (

10、 出現 ) Ha,ha,ha!( 三尸體 B,B,B 在 B 招手后“飄”走 ) 123T: ( 驚)You are.B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退 )B: ( 抓住 T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.S: ( 悄悄走到 B 后，打 B,B 暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand.What happened?S: Mast

11、er,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed itsappearanceinto three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: ( 沉默 ).Monkey's intuition(N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?直覺 )S; Ah.you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N: (搖醒B)You are under arrest .(出示證件

12、)You have the right toremainsilent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and willbe against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理 )I'm sorry(小聲 )S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳 )( 音樂響 ) 敢問路在何方 ( 這個放伴奏 )T: Let's go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on th