1、greys anatomy2x01: raindrops keep falling on my headoriginal airdate: 9/25/2005written by: stacy mckeedirected by: peter horton(meredith is at a bar, doing shots)mvo: to be a good surgeon, you have to think like a surgeon. emotions are messy. tuck them neatly away and step into a clean, sterile room

2、 where the procedure is simple. cut, suture and close. joe: you look familiar. you been here before?meredith: once. that worked out really well. joe: i know that look. itll be one of two things. either your boss is giving you hell or your boyfriend is. which is it?meredith: both. mvo: but sometimes,

3、 youre faced with a cut that wont heal. meredith: my boyfriend is my boss, which was a problem. but not as big a problem as the fact that my boyfriend has a wife. joe: tell you what, this one, its on the house. mvo: a cut that rips its stitches wide open. (derek and addison in the lobby of the hospi

4、tal)derek: addison, what are you doing here?addison: your hairs different. derek: a lot of things are different. addison: its longer. i like it. its very russell crowe. (she tries to run her fingers through his hair but he moves back)derek: what are you doing here?addison: what are you doing here? y

5、ou just pick up and leave everything? your house, your practice, your friends? you had a life in manhattan. derek: had. addison: and now you have a girlfriend in seattle. she seems sweet. derek: the ice youre on. thin. addison: shes young. that whole wide-eyed, ooh hes-a-brain-surgeon thing happenin

6、g, but still sweet. which was what you were going for, right? the anti-addison? derek: if you came out here to try and win me back, forget about it. addison: i did. i flew all the way across the country to reminisce over wedding photos, get drunk, fall into bed, and make you realize you cant live wi

7、thout me. relax. derek, im here for work. im helping the ttts case you guys admitted last week and from richards briefing, i should be derek: richard, he knew you were coming out here?addison: he asked me to come. didnt he tell you?derek: no. he didnt.addison: hmm. surprise. the hair, though. you kn

8、ow ive always had a thing for russell crowe. (izzie and alex in the locker room, alex has ice on his eye)izzie: let me see it. (looks at his eye) no lacerations, minimal swelling. george really knocked you around. alex: hes a lightweight. couldve pinned him in a second if i wanted. izzie: yeah, so w

9、hy didnt you?alex: are you kidding? im riding a career in plastics all the way to the bank. cant afford to injure these babies. (holds up his hands) especially over some one like omalley. izzie: you had it coming. alex: the dude punches like my sister. izzie: oh! so, by your definition then you got

10、beat up by a girl. (george and cristina enter the bar)joe: all hail the champ! (everyone in the bar cheers) so, my guy alex finally got what was coming to him. cristina: george knocked him down in one punch. you shouldve seen it. george: i dont want to talk about it!joe: brag, champ, brag. youve ear

11、ned it. george: can i have a beer, please?meredith: lets play a game of whose life sucks the most. ill win. i always win. cristina: no, you dont want to play with me.meredith: oh, i do. ill even go first. dereks married. (george spits his beer out)cristina: george, beer is dripping from your nostril

12、s. meredith: told you id win. cristina: no, you didnt win. meredith: did you hear me? i said derek is married. as in pigheaded, adulterous, liar married. nothing you could say could top that. cristina: im pregnant. i win. (in the background joe is groaning and holding his head. a bar patron asks him

13、 if he is alright and joe falls over.)cristina: ok. maybe joe wins. (meredith and cristina rush to joes side.)(joe tries to get up)cristina: joe, like back down. man: the medics are coming. joe: you called the gurney patrol?meredith: sit back and relax. we have to take you to the hospital to run som

14、e tests. joe: tests? i dont need tests. im fine!cristina: dude! you collapsed! on the floor. this is you bar. you know how filthy this floor is. meredith: radial pulse is strong. cristina: minor skull contusions. meredith: youre sleeping with someone?george: what? who?cristina: why is that such a sh

15、ock? even george managed to get some action. george: correction. george got some syphilis. meredith: how could i not know, you were sleeping with someone?joe: forget this. cristina: joe!joe: the hospital is right across the street. i can sure as hell walk across the street by myself. (he stands up)c

16、ristina: oh, i think we shouldgeorge: no, i got him. joe!(seattle scenes)(hallway of sgh)meredith: all right. details. youre pregnant? what are you gonna do?cristina: look, you know what happens to pregnant interns. im not switching to the vagina squad or spending my life popping zits. im too talent

17、ed. surgerys my life. meredith: which begs the question: who are you sleeping with?cristina: just a guy. meredith: thats all i get? you cant just bring something like this up and expect me to drop it. cristina: well, watch me. (they walk up to a desk where george and izzie are standing)izzie: why ar

18、e you back here tonight, dont you have a date with mcdreamy?george: more like mcmarried.izzie: mcwhat?meredith: i came to check on joe. george: you think hes gonna be ok?cristina: you think hes gonna need an operation?(derek walks up)derek: operation, yes. ok, hard to tell. basilar arterys blown up

19、like a balloon. subarachnoid bleeding. aneurysm the size of a golf ball. george: no way to clip something like that. cristina: not without magic fingers. derek: or a standstill operation. cristina: youre doing a standstillhes doing a standstill operation. derek: id like to try. first i need some add

20、itional patient history, overnight labs, and a cerebral angio. (he tries to hand the chart to meredith) meredith: im drunk.derek: meredith(meredith walks away and george grabs the chart. derek tries to follow meredith but the other interns step in his way.)izzie: (softly) mcbastard.(derek leaves. cr

21、istina takes the chart from george)izzie: ahem.george: what are you doing?cristina: uhi am on her side, but were talking a possible standstill here. recognize. (meredith is walking out the front door as derek catches up to her)derek: meredith!meredith: go away!derek: just wait. we should discuss thi

22、s. meredith: heres a thought. no! quit following me!derek: at least let me explain. meredith: explain? you know when you should have explained? the night we met in the bar. before any of the rest of it. yeah, that would have been a good time to discuss it. derek: look, i know how you feel. meredith:

23、 do you? somehow i doubt that. because if you did, you would shut up, and you would turn around and go back inside, because you would realize that i am this close to getting in my car and running you down in the parking lot! (she leaves, george runs up to her with an umbrella. derek goes back inside

24、)george: where are your keys?meredith: im fine!george: meredith, give me your keys. lets go home. (derek enters richards room to find addison there. they are both laughing.)addison: ant the husband was the(they stop as derek enters the room) well, i will be back in the morning to report for duty. an

25、d youget some rest. (addison leaves)derek: what is she doing here?richard: you and i both know shes the best in the field. brining addie out was a business decision, nothing personal. derek: oh, well, what a relief. its not personal. it is personal to me. richard: the working of my surgical unit don

26、t have anyderek: dont include my wife!richard: dont include your private life! burke will act as chief of surgery until im back on my feet. derek: you gave chief to burke. richard: like i said, theres no room for personal in being chief. derek: what is that supposed to mean?richard: how long have yo

27、u have been sleeping with an intern. derek: so, i guess part of being chief is personal. richard: close the door on your way out. (seattle scenes)(meredith lying in her bed)(cristina in an empty or, examining the instruments)cristina: l.s. (burke is standing outside the door)cristina: babcock. burke

28、: right-angle clamp. cristina: oh. im gonna sterilize everything when im done. the scrub nurses wont even know i was here. burke: my lips are sealed. so, i have a question to ask. i checked the schedule and i noticed that you and i are both off tonight. i made reservations. i have a favorite restaur

29、ant. cristina: none of those were questions. burke: would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?cristina: you know, the or is the one place where i can come and think. im thinking right now, ok?burke: of course. i get it. (george and izzie are in the locker room)george: im not a violent perso

30、n. im a pacifist. but, you know, he just kept pushing and pushhe pushed me, i pushed back. (george keeps looking over his shoulder to where alex is standing)george: i was pushed. and now heizzie: you know what, if alex tries to lay a hand on you, just tell me, ill take care of it. george: youi dont

31、need you to take care of it. if alex starts something ill handle it myself. i can handle it. (bailey enters)bailey: ok, people, assignments. yang, youre on discharges. omalley report to room e19. grey come see me, and who was on call last night? (bailey hands alex and izzie a stack of charts)bailey:

32、 sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. redo these and return them to me before lunch, understood?alex: understood. bailey: karev, dont tempt me. (to meredith) somebodys popular. meredith: meaning?bailey: theres been a special request, just for you. (burke is walking through the hall with patricia)burke: the chief

33、 runs through all of this? before lunch. after, youve got calls to return, a budget to approve, two staff meetings, and four of richards surgeries, including your own. burke: absolutely. no problem. patricia: virgins. (derek enters)derek: so. congratulations are in order. burke: dont sweat it shephe

34、rd. ill only be your boss for a few days. derek: im well aware of richards recovery time. im the one who operated on him, remember?burke: i do. you operated. he survived and chose me to take over while recruiting your wife. derek: clearly, he has brain damage. burke: or is it your ex-wife? im a litt

35、le fuzzy on that. derek: were separated. addison: sorry to interrupt, dr. burke. burke: youre never interrupting. derek: shes always interrupting.addison: i was just checking to see if dr. burke secured the intern (meredith walks up)meredith: intern you requested? he did. (derek looks at addison the

36、n burke, burke smiles and walks away. derek walks away and leaves meredith and addison there staring at each other) (seattle scenes)(addison and meredith are in a patients room, julie has ttts.)addison: define ttts.meredith: twin-twin transfusion syndrome. conjoined fetal twins. addison: connected b

37、y?meredith: blood vessels in the placenta. addison: meaning? (pause, meredith does not answer) one twin gets too much blood, the other too little, endangering the lives of both. id expect you to know that, grey. julie: they told me there wasnt much chance anything could be done. addison: ttts is usu

38、ally impossible to correct. unless you happen to be one of a handful of surgeons in the world who knows how to separate fetal blood vessels. which, luckily for you, i am. so were gonna get you into surgery tomorrow. if you have any questions at all please ask dr. grey. from what i have seen, she is

39、one the hospitals most popular interns. (they walk into the hallway)meredith: i couldve answered your question had you given me the chance. addison: chin up, grey. im this tough on everyone, not just the women my husband sleeps with. order an ultrasound for her and pre-op labs in full. (julie overhe

40、ard the conversation between addison and meredith)(george goes to the nurses station)george: hi. can i have the chart for e19, please? thank you. (he looks at the chart and realizes that it is the chiefs)richard: oh, good, youre here. lets get started. george: ok. (george starts examining the chief)

41、richard: omalley?george: yeah?richard: youre touching me. george: yeah. richard: no. carmen(he brushes off the nurse) i want you to listen to me very carefully. as long as im in here, i dont know whats happening out there. with my doctors. my patients. my hospital. you are my eyes today, my ears. i

42、want you to be a sponge. george: a sponge?richard: you repost any and everything happening in this hospital to me. george: im an investigative sponge. richard: im not fooling around, omalley. theres too much been happening lately under my radar. it stops today. (george is in the hallway sponging. de

43、rek walks by and runs into burke)derek: burke you gave grey to addison. are you sure about that?burke: thats not you call, shepherd. and for the record, im always sure. did you need me for something? because as the new chief, im derek: interim chief. burke: chief nonetheless. derek: ever attempt a s

44、tandstill surgery?(derek, cristina and burke are talking to joe)derek: its the location of the aneurysm that makes it tricky. burke: your body temperature would be lowered cool enough to protect it from any damage and stop the heart. derek: which stops blood flow to the brain which reduces the risk

45、of rupture. ill have 45 minutes to clip the aneurysm. burke: before i step in and get the heart started again. joe: you wanna freeze my body, drain my blood, and stop my heart?derek: and bring you back. joe: in under 45 minutes?derek: right. joe: if you go over, is it free?derek: no.burke: dr, yang,

46、 you can go and handle the pre-op labs now. cristina: ok. joe: how much? how much does something like this cost?(george is looking on)derek: i dont think you should worry about that right now. joe: hey, look, you guys say that you can kill me and bring me back, i believe you. youre doctors, but i ow

47、n a bar. i dont got any insurance so im not that concerned about the surgery so mush as what im gonna do when i survive it. i need a number. ten grand? twenty? thirty? derek: its a couple hundred at least. burke: at least. (izzie and alex are sitting on a gurney in the hallway fixing their charts)al

48、ex: whos halloran?izzie: patient in 4115. red hair? wife knits all the time? he had the colectomy? alex: ah, colon dude. thats right. whos monterroso? izzie: 4238. mom with the really cute kids. she spiked a post-op fever last night. you spent two hours monitoring her.alex: hernia chick. thats right

49、. izzie: you have been treating these people for the last week. how can you not know their names? alex: surgery is the only specialty where we dont waste time getting to know the patients. theyre slabs of meat, were butchers. izzie: theyre human beings. you do know what a human is, dont you evil spa

50、wn?alex: im not evil. unless evil turns you on. izzie: do you ever wake up in the morning, realize nobody likes you, and, i dont know, care?alex: oh. i think somebody likes me. (izzie rolls her eyes)(cristina enters the stairwell where burke is)cristina: hey. (burke does not respond) what, you dont

51、speak now youre chief? burke!burke: what do you want?cristina: what?burke: what do you want? you dont want to go out to dinner. you dont want to meet me in the on-call room, and you sure as hell dont want to talk to me. i could pretend i know, but hey, i dont even have your home phone number. so tel

52、l me, what do you want? cristina: dont yell at me. (burke walks away) wait. hey, were having a conversation here. burke: well, what do you want?cristina: i dont know!(he grabs her and kisses her passionately)burke: figure it out. (burke leaves cristina standing there speechless. the camera pans up t

53、o where george had been standing, watching the whole encounter)(seattle scenes)(richards room)richard: whats the report?george: no report. its very quiet today, sir. richard: theres no news, gossip, surgeries i should know about? now come on, whats the buzz, omalley?george: you know, not in the hall

54、s, not in the or, not in the stairwells. especially nothing happening in the, you knowtheyre just stairwells. (alex sits down next to joes bed)alex: they told me you were in a nightgown, but i thought id come and see it for myself. very nice, huh. joe: heard omalley laid you out cold. nice eye. (nur

55、se comes in and leaves a gift)joe: whoa, who sent that?nurse: we all pitched in. the whole floor.joe: well, please, tell the whole floor a big thank you. nurse: yeah, i will. (leaves)joe: alex, you gotta get me out of here, man. get me transferred to county hospital, or something. alex: oh, you dont want to go to county. here, they can kill you and bring you back, but at county, they just know how to kill you. no joke. joe: i cant afford this place, man. im gonna lose the bar. (man walks by)man: hey, joe, how y