1、精品文檔搞笑英文話劇劇本Three TimesBeating MonsterTSEJBB1BB2BB3BNT: Emitofo,do you knowwhere weare now?S: Bajie,map!E: (S)S: Look,master (T)T SET: Bajie!How Manytimes I have told you, nof to bring these pict ures ofbeautiful girls withyou!E: Oh,master!Forgiveme()T: ()I ll keep itfor you untilwereachthe westE: B

2、utT: Emitofo,nothing islust,lust isnothing!Map?E: ( )Here.Emwehave arrivedin White Tiger Mountain!AhI cant walk on any more!( )My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,ifyou dare to say these two words once again,Iwill,I will.S: You willwhat()?E: ()Iwillhelp you catch fleas().S: Hm!T:Wukong,

3、factually,Iama bithungry Could you go to get mesomefood?E: You see ,master ishungry,too!T: Baijie!Dontforgetwhoate mylastmeal!J: But master,ifa monster comeswhilebrother monkegisaway.T: Em .Itisa problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: Noproblem!() BE: This is .?S: Electricnet!Ihave learnt the energy

4、 of electricityfrom master sbooks. SoI madethis. Nomonster can approach you if you stay i n it!T: EmWukong,you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo,knowledge is power!S: Bye!()。1 歡迎下載精品文檔T: Let s play cards!( 三人開始打牌 ) 音樂斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electricnet?You are too childish.(變成 B1)B1: ( 接近三人，望著 )Can

5、I joinyou?T: I msorry,lady. Weare playing Fighting Against Landlord and threepeople are enough.B1: ( 在一旁觀看 )Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出 )B1: Double King!T: Oh .I win! Em ,Lady,you are a master-hand. Comein and t eachme!( 準備開電網門 )S: ( 回來，看見 B1)Oh,monster!( 上前就打 ) B1: （倒 )AhT: ( 氣憤 )Wukong! Look what

6、have done! Sheis myteacher!S: Sheis a monster!T: Nonsense!( 深呼吸 )S: Oh,please dontT:It s too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door( 泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜 )S: Please,Please,oh,no( 痛苦抱頭 )T: ( 嗆住，咳 )Wukong,I mdisappointedwith you!B: ( 真身出現 )Hm!SunWukong,I ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆 )B2:Hello,haveyou seen mydaught

7、er?T: Daughter?.( 連忙擋住地尸體 )No,sorry!( 陪笑， B2 想看后面是什么， T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I ll beat you intohell!(S追打 B2,B2躲至 T 身后， S 打，不想打到T 頭， T 暈， S 再打死 B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?( 扶 T)J: Look,( 伸食指 )how many?T:Two.( 暈乎乎地 )Sun Wukong,gameover!( 變成 B3)B3: ( 看到 B1,B2 尸體)Oh.,my daughter,mywife!Whodid it?!(

8、哭喊 )S: I ll killyou, monster!( 打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.(險些暈，E,J 扶住 )You have killedthree lives!S: No,they are not humanbeings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let mesee you,go!S: ( 悲，離去 ) （音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）人鬼情未了E: Master, brotherMonkeyis.T: Scratch!Don't mention that

9、guy any more!B: ( 出現 ) Ha,ha,ha!( 三尸體 B1,B2,B3 在 B 招手后 “飄”走)T: （驚） Youare.B: Howfoolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J 去阻斗，被擊退 )B: ( 抓住 T)I'llenjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.S: ( 悄悄走到 B 后，打 B,B 暈)A thousand years later.。2 歡迎下載精品文檔T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,Ican'tunderstan

10、d.Whathappened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its app earanceintothree shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,howdid you findout?S: ( 沉默 ).Monkey'sintuition(直覺 )N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah.youare too late,Nezha!( 對 T)I'vecalledthe police.N: ( 搖醒 B)You are

11、 under arrest.( 出示證件 )You have the righttoremain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and willbe againstyou in a court of law!( 帶走 B)T: Wukong(S不理 T)I admit mymistake this time(S 仍不理)I'm sorry( 小聲 )S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em?Louder,please?T: I.am.sorry.(S捂耳 ) （音樂響）敢問路在何

12、方（這個放伴奏）T: Let'sgo guys!(歌)S: You are carryingthe luggage, I amleadingthe horse.E: Say goodbyeto the sun, Welcomeevening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again weset out set out, again weset out.T.S.E.J:Ah.Ah.Sleeping on the ground again weset out.T: Oneafterthe other the seasons go by,and ohe af

13、terthe other,the yeargo on. Youwonder where the road is. Theroad is under your feet. T.S.E.J: Youuonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.英語話劇劇本The BusA Story about Love and Stinky Feet5-6 人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關于愛和臭腳的故事。3 歡迎下載精品文檔Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A

14、: Wang Chiang-ruiBoy B,Old woman,Scene One(Threefemale students arechattingon a bus. Because allthe seatsaretaken,they are standing,holdingonto some plasticringshangingdownfrom the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the busarrivesat a stop and an oldwomangets on. She looksat thesea

15、ts. Seeingno empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto aplastic ring.)Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)Female student A: We should find a s

16、eat for her.Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.(The two boys continue to sleep.)Female student C: We should find a seat for her.Female students A & B: Yes.(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)Female StudentA: Excuse me, couldyou givey

17、our seatto thatoldlady?(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei'snew albu

18、m. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep)Female student C: What should we do?Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!All: (startled)Ah!Female student B: What happened?Female student C: Why did you scream?Boy

19、 B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.)Female studentA: Hello!Is itOK foryou to make room forthatold lady?Boy B: Let me sleep,please.I read an Englishnovelallnightlastnightand didn't get any sleep. Can you

20、let me sleep for a while?Female student A: Well, we've tried.Female student B: The young man is really brash.Old woman: Thank you, young ladies!I'm OK! Don'tthinkI'm an old woman.I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)Female studentC: Maybe we worrytoo much. The old lady&#

21、39;sveryhealthy.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over.It makes Boy A wake up.)Boy A: Oh! Are you OK?Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat)。4 歡迎下載精品文檔Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.Female student A:

22、Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners.Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.)Old woman: Thank you, young m

23、an. I'm old and useless.Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.)Scene Two(The Old womanand Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsi

24、ng. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A isdrowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and seesBoy A standing behind her) It's you, right?Boy A: What?Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't yo

25、u?Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) HeyIs ityou?Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A bumps into Females

26、tudent A again.)Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean it.Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.Female studentC: Now what do you have to say? Apologizeto her.Hur

27、ry!Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.(Female studentA ignores him and continues to chat with the othertwogirls.)Boy A: It's not my day today.Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman.Old woman: Nowadays girlsdon'thave good temper.Time

28、 reallychanged.Boy B: Older people know more than us.Old woman: When I was a young student,I got lovelettersfrom many menevery day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)Female student C: (surprised) You.(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)Old woman: Yo