1、Coming CleanJaney Derek Mrs Venn bus driver Narrator Mr.Such Students girl man headOld Baggy-PantsJaney: our teacher,Mr Such , always wears his old baggy pants to school, day in and day out.Derek:And grubby and thick .Student1: Like a pair of old dish-cloths.Student2:And he wears them all the time.S

2、tudent1: I dont think hes got any others.Derek :Old Baggy-Pants, thats what he is.( 戴瑞克把叉子插進(jìn)果醬餡蛋糕卷兒)Janey (嘆氣): I wish hed get some new ones.Narrator:At that moment Old Baggy-pants himself came into the hall. (簡(jiǎn)妮嘴巴張得老大，戴瑞克都能看見(jiàn)里面被嚼碎的蛋糕卷。)Derek: Whats up? (簡(jiǎn)妮眨了眨眼指了指。) （音樂(lè)起）(薩奇先生身穿一身嶄新的套裝站在那里，衣服一塵不染毫無(wú)褶

3、皺。大廳里每個(gè)人都停下用餐，盯著薩奇先生)Mr.Such （臉上泛起一點(diǎn)兒紅暈，）：Carry on ,everyone ,carry on eating.Derek（把身子從盤(pán)子上方靠過(guò)來(lái)）：Wow! He looks so different.Janey（堅(jiān)定地）：He looks smart，and about time, too.Narrator:Later that afternoon Janeys class trooped back into the hall for P.E.(學(xué)生們魚(yú)貫而入)Janey (對(duì)薩奇先生說(shuō)):I like the suit, sir.Mr Such

4、：Thank you, Janey. Its for Parents Evening, really. Janey: Parents Evening?Mr Such：Yes, I have to look my best for that, dont I?Derek: But thats not till Monday, Mr Such,Mr Such：I know that, Derek. Im just getting used to it.（當(dāng)他們說(shuō)話(huà)時(shí)，維恩小姐從廚房里出來(lái)，抱著一盆蛋黃羹。 她看見(jiàn)薩奇先生光亮嶄新的套裝震撼地跳了起來(lái)。.）(音樂(lè)起)Mrs Venn(大喊):Oh my

5、 gosh!(.她抓住大廳的一塊簾子是自己站穩(wěn)。那塊蛋羹騰空而起，向薩奇先生飛去。 戴瑞克看到它，邁出一步擋在前面。蛋羹顫顫悠悠飛過(guò)空中然后糊到戴瑞克的汗衫上。大家鴉雀無(wú)聲。戴瑞克站在那里，滿(mǎn)臉悲哀，目瞪口呆，渾身都是涼透的蛋羹)Mr Such：Well done, Derek, Youd saved my brand new suit.Narrator：Derek tried to smile but by then the custard was oozing into his shorts.(課間休息之后，薩奇先生又換上了他的“擦桌布”褲子.)Mr Such (把它掛在櫥柜的門(mén)上): P

6、lease keep clear of this! Keep well clear!A lovely green colour（輕松愉快的音樂(lè)）Narrator:The last lesson of the day was art. They had to paint interesting faces. Janey:I am doing a monster.( 一條閃電劃過(guò)它的脖子，眼睛布滿(mǎn)血絲，鼻子里還流出綠色的東西。她對(duì)這些綠顏料很滿(mǎn)意，但是她調(diào)的太多了 )I m making a wonderful green colour. Its a perfect colour. Its fro

7、m my monster nose. Do you want some?Derek: NO! Thank you. I dont need any green stuff, Janey,Im doing a footballer.Janey:Well, he could have green stuff coming out of his nose, couldnt he?Derek:No,he couldnt. Janey:Youd could use it for the background. Like grass. Derek:I am not having my footballer

8、 running around on green stuff from a monsters nose,thank you.(他用胳膊肘碰了碰簡(jiǎn)妮的胳膊肘，綠顏料潑了一桌子。)Derek: Look at this! Its so dirty! Im going to rub my hands!(然后他把手伸到后面用毛巾擦手，但那不是毛巾)Derek(小聲說(shuō)):oh, What have I done?!Janey: You have done it now! Old baggy-pants will go up the wall when he sees this!(薩奇先生就在教室另一頭，

9、他抬頭對(duì)他們笑了笑)Mr Such:Are you getting on all right,you two?Janey(歡快地):Yes,thank you ,sir.(她抓了一些紙開(kāi)始擦那些綠斑.)Derek:You daft clod,youre making them worse. They are twice as big now! (簡(jiǎn)妮看著戴瑞克冥思苦想)Janey:Theres only one thing for it now.Derek:Whats that?Janey:Put them back on the hanger.Then we can clean them u

10、p after school.Narrator:When Mr Such came over to look at their pictures,the suit was still swinging slightly on the cupboard door.Mr Such:Oh,I love that shade of green,Janey.Thats a lovely colour.(到回家的時(shí)間了，薩奇先生慢悠悠地磨蹭了好半天，不讓他們自己呆著。他們把椅子一把一把地疊起來(lái)，像它們?cè)瓉?lái)被疊起的一樣。終于，到最后，他離開(kāi)去了教師休息室。.)（緊張快速的音樂(lè)）(Derek 沖向洗手池，打開(kāi)

11、水龍頭，Janey 抓起褲子，把褲子隔著屋子朝他扔過(guò)去。Derek抓住了它們，把褲子浸入洗手池里，他抓起了一個(gè)塑料瓶，使勁朝褲子上噴。)Janey: What are you doing?! Thats not washing-up liquid. Thats glue!（正在這時(shí)他們聽(tīng)到薩奇先生來(lái)到門(mén)外。薩奇先生穿著防水衣，夾著褲腿夾進(jìn)來(lái)，看到戴瑞克和簡(jiǎn)妮肩并肩站在洗手池旁）Mr Such: Are you still here? Im going to take my suit , and go home.（薩奇先生把手往夾克那里伸去）Derek: Dont!Mr Such: Dont w

12、hat?Derek:Dont take the suit.Mr Such:Why ever not?Derek:BecausebecauseJ aney: We think you might get it dirty. Itll be safer if you leave it here.Wonit,Derek?（薩奇先生放下他的手）Mr Such: You might be right.I dont want any more accidents. So see you next week!Derek: Lets go home now!(當(dāng)薩奇先生走了之后，他們把褲子放進(jìn)一個(gè)塑料袋里，偷

13、偷拿到了戴瑞克家里。 他們把褲子扔進(jìn)廚房的水池，澆上熱水，撒上洗衣粉。然后涂上肥皂，在用金屬硬刷子刷。水里冒出一堆泡泡，和他們的胳膊肘一樣高。）Janey:Is it working?Derek?(抱怨): still green!Janey ;How about whashing-up liquid?Janey ;Polish?·Janey ;Floor cleaner? Derek:Maybe we should bash them about like a washing machine.（于是他們跑到外面，在戴瑞克家花園路上把褲子甩來(lái)甩去）Derek:That just pi

14、cks up more dirt.Janey:They are beginning to shrink .Janey:Theres only one thing for it now.Derek:You mean, the dry-cleaner?Janey: Yeah.The heroNarrator:Next day was Saturday.Derek and Janey caught the first bus into town. (在他倆座位的中間，那條褲子緊緊絞成一團(tuán)裝在一個(gè)塑料袋里)Janey:I Can hardly bear to look at them because

15、they are sodirty.（到了干洗店門(mén)口）Derek:Nobody is here.Lets go.Janey（對(duì)小姑娘笑了笑）:Hi（小姑娘也笑了一下以示回應(yīng)）Janey: Give the trousers to me Derek!Derek: I cant.Janey: Why not?Derek: Because youve got them.Janey:No I havent.You have.（就在那時(shí)他倆呆呆地站在那里互相看著對(duì)方）Derek(眨了眨眼，輕聲地)：theyre still on the bus .Narrator: Three hours later,

16、tried and fed up, they arrive the bus station.（他們來(lái)來(lái)回回地找，最終他倆坐過(guò)的汽車(chē)。汽車(chē)停在院子的一個(gè)角落，還有兩條腿從下面伸出來(lái)。） Janey: Excuse me, we left a pair of trousers on your bus.（然后只見(jiàn)兩條腿扭動(dòng)著出來(lái)，站起一個(gè)人，眨了眨眼，用一塊油乎乎的抹布擦了擦手。）man: What is that? I havent seen a pair of trousers. Only the ones people were wearing.（他搖搖頭把油乎乎的抹布扔進(jìn)一個(gè)箱子。當(dāng)抹布在空

17、中飛過(guò)時(shí)，從里面展開(kāi)了一條褲腿，一條帶綠斑的褲腿）Janey(大喊):there they are!Driver:Well,well,well,I never noticed that before!（戴瑞克用扳手把的頭把褲子從箱子里挑出來(lái)，舉起來(lái)仔細(xì)看了看）Derek: Oh dear. Theyre worse than ever!Janey（嘆氣）: See. We have to own up.Narrator: On Monday morning they got to school early.（他們溜進(jìn)教室，把褲子從袋子里面拿出來(lái)。他們看到了車(chē)上的油和花園里的灰塵，還有膠水和綠斑

18、，然后互相看看，嘆了一口氣）Mr Such: Whats all this?Janey(勇敢地): Its you suit sir. We have something to tell you!（沒(méi)等他們開(kāi)口，維安小姐就闖進(jìn)大廳一把抓住薩奇先生的手臂）Mrs Venn(尖叫地): Chips! Chips!Mr Such: NO, no Mrs Venn. Its too early in the morning for Chips.Mrs Venn: NO no! Mr Such! The chips in the kitchen ! Theyre on fire!Mr Such: What?（薩奇先生匆忙趕到廚房門(mén)前然后推開(kāi)門(mén)，一股濃濃的藍(lán)煙滾滾而來(lái)，涌進(jìn)了大廳）Mr Such(又退了回來(lái)):My word!Derek（尖聲喊道）: Chuck some water on it!Mr Such: No, water will make i